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I've got a bad feeling about this idea of yours.
[overlapping conversations]
♪ Feeling everything ♪
Let's go.
[Valerian] I only work with my partner.
System is error: Not enough memory.
Sure, but how?
The detectors were categorical. Arrest them.
it used to be mary-jo goodsell checking the roster and having a big argument with jo smith but she quit so it would be kwame taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
Someone else was carrying it on them.
♪ I gotta be a man, I gotta be the man ♪
[Bubble] All right, all right, I'm doing this.
Hello.
it used to be lauren o'connor measuring socks up and fitting them to size on mannequins but she quit so it would be gina borgogno taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
I have my own personal translator. Now move.
[slurping]
[speaking alien language]
Major Valerian, you're running nearly 20 minutes late.
Coworkers?
Sorry to interrupt this great deal, but I'm also here for a noble cause.
- What's that? - My birthday.
Our planet was a true paradise, on which we lived in harmony with the elements.
[Laureline] Do you have any idea where they left us?
[beeping]
[Valerian] I think you should let me handle this.
[panting]
Look, I scored a perfect 200 on my last memory test.
Well, that's what I call a partner.
General, Major Valerian is an invaluable agent.
Stay here.
[gun charging]
Including humans, the ones who destroyed our planet.
[laughing]
Don't you think the hat might be a little bit over the top?
We're famous. [chuckles]
What do you expect us to wear? A panda suit?
Undetected. Back to base.
Wherever you are in the universe,
- We would like to give you... - Some info.
How about I tell you what I really have in mind?
We go where work calls.
Why would I wanna marry an ungrateful, conceited...
Valerian? Valerian?
- you know what you have to do. - [robot language]
I know. And I'm fighting for a noble cause, too.
[spaceships whooshing]
That Converter is government property.
- Congratulations. - Thank you, sir.
- Do you know who? Where they come from? - [Alex] Negative.
Copy that. Move on!
Like the great explorer Magellan,
No kidding. It's basically an eternity.
Their spaceship went into a Red Zone.
Thanks.
Sergeant Laureline will arrive at the drop
[sighs]
why the Commander was interrogating that creature.
Hamster
♪ I gotta be a man I gotta find him now I gotta be a man I gotta be the man ♪
[Doghan Dagui 2] I do not like this place.
What?
[beeps]
Analyze this, please.
- For free? - Mmm-hmm.
[Alex] Sorry, too much traffic.
- Cooper, cover him. - Copy that.
Didn't you say that the girl in your dream
Down! Stay!
Welcome to Big Market.
Milo, track down Agent Laureline and bring her in.
The Realm Of A Thousand Galaxies.
If you receive any intel on this planet,
I'm coming! I'm coming. I'm coming.
- [Laureline] Are they dangerous? - Not really.
Hhhh
My heart will belong to a man who will erase his playlist for me.
I suppose, since you asked for my hand,
- One... - [flashes]
[beeping]
No idea, sir. She stole a vehicle.
[grunting]
A war between people we didn't even know.
Any idea what that means, guys?
There, that one is a male.
Our cruisers were being decimated. We lost 500,000 soldiers in a day.
All right.
[all gasp]
If you want to avoid a diplomatic incident you better let me go right now.
- Can I help you? - Sure you can. Move.
What are those K-tron doing there?
[screeches]
Did you really think of this yourself?
Or is your perfect memory failing you again?
And you were on board.
- [Laureline] Valerian? - I can't slow 'em down.
- Sixty, 70, 80, 90. - [beeping]
Your daughter died during the battle.
[gasping]
An enemy that's just attacked us!
But you get a discount, of course.
The Alpha intergalactic space station
[chuckles]
Go.
That zone is under enemy control. It's too dangerous.
[clangs]
- Our humble respects, General. - May you be healthy...
Go to the command room and track them from there.
- nine minutes, does that sound better? - I'll inform the Commander
Okay, let's do this.