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Laureline! I'm losing control!
[man over P.A.] We remind you that if you want to enjoy
[metallic thud]
Let's see what it looked like.
Looks like you're taking my protection very seriously.
Keep an eye on the guy, all right?
Yeah?
physics, chemistry,
Sir, the door's locked. We can't get out.
I thought you said they weren't aggressive.
I'll buy us some time.
- Two hours alone with me, what a drag. - Hmm.
- I guess. - You're sure or you guess?
[groans]
Here.
twopointoh V.I.P.
- You're my partner. - Yeah, don't forget it.
Prepare for the worst and you won't be disappointed.
[yells]
Can we talk man-to-man for a second?
Yeah, well, better late than dead.
I'll find you.
- [Alex] Ten seconds. - The honeymoon comes after the wedding.
[groans]
[Bubble] I told you I needed rehearsals.
Sorry, I'm inedible.
And a pearl.
Oh, great. Hold on.
- But be very careful... - Not to stay under there...
Over 5,000 languages spoken, not counting the various computer languages.
[beeps]
- You wanna go in there? - Yeah, but no foreigners are allowed.
[beeping]
You really liked my performance?
You know what?
- Major, respond. - [Laureline] Alex, can you help?
- The first tip was free. - You must pay for more.
[grunting]
Valerian, they've boarded. Change of plan. A hundred and forty degrees east.
you have to tell me everything you know.
With complete precision.
- [together] Each. - Shoot.
No, Jolly won't kill anybody ever again.
♪ Can you hear me Major Tom ♪
- And prosperous. - What do you want?
[converter squealing]
[grunting]
for a top-secret operation.
Which left you with only one choice.
General, we have an alert on Section B.
How about you run for backup for a change?
It doesn't make any sense.
Come on, this has nothing to do with love.
There are only two things that we lack.
The best person to speak to...
They showing any signs of hostility?
- Any news from our agents? - None.
Sir, that won't be necessary.
[panting]
- Seat belt. - What?
It was my pleasure performing for you.
The economy has been in shambles for a year.
[Laureline gasps]
[chirps] Come on.
You've been detected.
Zito, get that thing off our backs.
I suggest you try to find a glamopod.
- Males are harder to catch. - And here.
Call your chief or a translator
There. Bromosaurs.
I was just doing my job, Major.
Fetch.
["Space Oddity" by David Bowie]
I'd die for you.
Missiles loaded, sir.
when you put it like that. But when I say we'll be there in
- I didn't see the wall. - Need some help?
What do you want to know?
[mimics inhaling]
[computer dies]
Our main activity was fishing for the pearls who possessed phenomenal energy.
Bingo.
- Give it to me. - I don't think that's a very good idea.
[grunts]
Anyway, where I'm from, life is more painful than death.
But you've never stopped to look.
Sorry, my mistake. It was number 18.
- [machine pulsing gently] - Amazing.
- You wanna take us down? - Yes, sir.
Hey! Hey! Hey, thanks a lot!
- [sighs] - [bell trills]
- Will you go back to normal, please? - Okay, okay.
we have 9 million humans and compatible species.
[roars]
Because I just went through and I'm falling in space.
[woman] Jolly.
Excuse me, Your Highness.
Valerian.
Alex, load me up with all you've got!
But Major Valerian intervenes and retrieves the Converter.
- You need some energy? - No, thank you.
Valerian, you've got 10 seconds before I lose you.
a t Your Command
Here.
Hurry, Neza!
[exhaling]
and I am your guide for today, okay?
- One minute... - And 10 seconds.
Planet Mül, ring any bells?
I want only your name on my playlist.
I'm so happy to see you.
You are.
You are your own worst enemy, Commander.
♪ Stand by me ♪
The wall stopped moving. Something's going on.
It's our mission that doesn't make sense, sir!
Hey, you need a lawyer?