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Look, we both know you're quite a ladykiller.
Well I have a whole lot more in stock if you just tell me what you have in mind.
- Yeah, I'm just deciphering them. - [thuds]
Okay.
- [beeps] - [Alex] Major, I can read your signal now.
♪ Won't you leave me alone more Oh leave me alone more ♪
تحت امرك
Well, a little improv never hurt anyone. Let's go.
[Alex] Three, two, one. Decelerating.
[speaking in alien language]
You'll have all the details you need to know.
[chuckles]
Laureline!
Hey. [purrs]
[coughing]
Someone didn't look over the plans before they came rushing in. As usual.
- Do you wanna drive? - [alarm buzzing]
Follow me.
No signal of any kind could get through it.
[Valerian] Hurry, people are staring at us.
Thanks, Alex.
[speaking in alien language]
in exactly 20 minutes, and you will have 10 seconds to make the transfer.
This is all I have.
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Just one call.
Listen, I don't wanna tell you guys how to do your jobs,
I completely forgot, I have a question for you.
No "Thank you?" No "Well done?"
General, we're picking up a signal from the 2005 Destiny module.
[squeals]
That's where I have a slight problem, my friends.
that which she gave to us.
bad dream.
What? I am sleeping
How about we look at the memo one last time?
- [converter chirping] - How in space did you get that info?
We learned about the millions of planets and stars and moons
Yeah, yeah, there's a time for everything, kid.
Abundant vegetation,
- [Valerian] What? - Doghan Daguis.
[Alex] I took that liberty, so you could both
[screaming]
We are ready to activate the explosive device
Sometimes it finds a benevolent host.
[Bubble] Bussing tables, every artist's worst nightmare.
[grunting]
and the civil rights of all concerned should be respected.
be sammie d'olivio having her yogurt and walking around and me telling her that the guy in the perth diner is american but she quit so it would be sharon waltham taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
[chattering]
Mül was uninhabited.
I'd rather you took me someplace other than a giant trash can.
- [Alex] Intercom activated. - Thanks.
He's very cute, you know. And a real charmer.
- from your rendezvous? - Yeah. It sounds pretty grim
What's she doing out by the Galana Sea?
[man over P.A.] System activated.
He's the enemy!
Okay.
[Alex] I cannot read their DNA.
Hey, hey. Easy, my little lambs.
Oh, no, no, no! I've never played a Boulan Bathor before.
- Level 630 East. - Most likely a sulfate pipe.
- Evacuate the Commander. - Copy that.
- Sir? - Agents Valerian and Laureline,
- to work for you, Laureline. - Before we go...
Except when you take their little buddy.
[Sergeant Neza] Third Regiment approaching, sir.
Here.
For better or worse?
[lasers firing]
[sighs]
And our agents? Valerian and Laureline?
Oh, they're much smaller than the females.
Whoa! Put your hand back on the joystick.
- Nice to see you again. - Agent Laureline.
[scoffs]
Yeah, well, you're not going to find better than me on the market.
Valerian's in trouble.
In its great wisdom, the Central Committee
The pearl is useless without this.
[all grunting]
- What the hell are you doing, soldier? - Sorry, sir.
No.
Just don't leave my side.
Until we acquired both the knowledge,
[Laureline] She was right behind us.
[Doghan Daguis chattering]
Major, this mission is in-and-out.
Guys, take it out! Take it out!
Thirty seconds.
Alex, we need you right now!
Wow.
Now will you please let me get back to the mission?
The only one Tsûuri managed to salvage.
- Why? - Because some of them are...
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
My name is Tsûuri. I am the Emperor's son.
What do you mean?
[growling]
Well, who has authority over this file?
What happened after the explosion?
Finally. Where is he?
Just look at her.
Here's your ticket.
Nikoumouk
[sighs] They mean nothing to me. Okay?
Igon Siruss.
but these have all ended in failure.
So tell your men to back off before you commit a second genocide!
Never mind.
- Wait for me here. - [door opens]
Everything okay?
beyond the wall.
According to regulations, that is impossible without his explicit agreement.
- we have in that database. - Well, how's that possible?
- What? - Sounds like Major Valerian.
Paradise Alley.
Lïho!
- That we're ready to sell. - 100 baduls.
- And I advise you to sit down. - Okay, okay. Okay.
Negative. Minister on line.
It's what makes me who I am.
After a few years, their hold was full.
From Mül, a planet that was in the constellation QN34.
Now perhaps you can tell me what you're doing 17 light-years
Sorry!
And definitely not out of there.
I'm asking you to trust me.
Yes, I'm sorry. You're a great driver.
♪ I'm scared that I'm falling Feeling everything ♪
No, this is how I work.
And at first, we needed time to understand it,
[explosion]
I know I can be full of myself sometimes, but I'm dead serious about my proposal.
it will destroy Alpha in less than a week.
♪ Because I'm yours If you want me too ♪
[Laureline grunting]
[growling]
13th Battalion, Special Assaults Division.
In the shadows of Alpha, we lived undetected,
Is that a yes?
We must leave now.
The Mül Converter is capable of reproducing
Any sign of contamination or radiation?
[Doghan Dagui 1] Here we are.
Take good care of it.