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The Bromosaurs blow out pure water,
when raz gets a warbird
[Major Gibson] Come on, let's go! Go, go, go!
The Federation messed up and must make amends.
What can you give me in exchange?
I've been thinking about what you said earlier and you're right.
Okay, okay.
Don't you think we should run through our assignment?
Yeah, you do that.
- [Laureline] Valerian! - [growls]
[beeps]
You better have.
I trust you've studied the assignment. So as soon as you land,
Five...
Which can be handy in a party like this.
Hello.
on your list of conquests, thank you very much.
Now, please watch the letters at the top,
A symbol of our values and knowledge.
Is he alive?
Thank you.
Can I have my camera, please? Thank you.
Sorry, sir. Things got a bit more complicated than we expected.
[gasping]
Hey.
Told you.
so many species have shared their knowledge
And wake endlessly...
[robot language]
- You're up first. - No, no, no, no.
[Bubble] So how did you come to lose your partner?
In the...
Received, General.
- [chirping] - Wow.
- [clanging] - [grunting]
- Valerian! - [Valerian] I'm in here!
♪ I'm stepping through the door ♪
Which district is he in?
Ha! [laughs]
I mean, look, whenever he wanders off, you go chasing after him.
Here? Just like that?
[General Okto-Bar] You're late, Major.
Check for survivors.
Is that what you would have wanted for your fellow citizens?
I found the suspect's store.
- I loved it. Absolutely. - I started at age four.
And it continues to grow. Like a tumor.
Someone is lying to us,
♪ Your stare makes me freeze But I can't stay still ♪
Yeah, well, unfortunately rules are rules,
[Valerian yelling and moaning]
Please gather around, gather around.
Take good care of her.
[growling]
Yes, but it didn't match any of the 800 million species
I have detected a complex language and huge cerebral energy.
[groans]
the Human Federation is seeking...
Didn't you read the memo?
[screaming]
Major, I can't read your DNA codes.
[growls]
Hmm?
[inhales sharply]
♪ Ground Control to Major Tom ♪
You.
- [shouting] And yours? - [Pearls gasping]
yessssssssssssss, it would be awwwsome
Valerian, do you copy?
[together] Follow us.
Same here.
[all screaming]
that would enable me to suspend the assault?
Somebody's gonna land with a bang.
but it's like she's been with me the whole time.
The Commander programmed them personally.
- to create a diversion? - [Valerian] No, thanks.
The Princess, she's guiding me.
[Laureline] Valerian, what are you doing?
Welcome aboard.
They're going through the walls.
[Commander Filitt] Is anyone there?
[Valerian] Hey, hey, hey, hey, what are you doing?
[Alex] Welcome to Alpha,
Arrest him.
Oh. So you buy into the Commander's
We'll make this right, I promise.
How do you know that that one has a jellyfish on it?
Lovely, lovely. Wonderful, wonderful.
say cheese
What do you mean?
What?
Down to your shoulders.
Thank you.
All right, go get yourself cleaned up, run to Mommy.
Very funny.
[scoffs]
- [chirping] - Come on.
- Commander. - Minister.
Sit down. Relax. And enjoy the show.
Major Samk died a year ago.
because they thought he was carrying it.
Until the day of the apocalypse.
We absolutely need this Converter.
Thank you, Valerian.
Maintain your position. We're analyzing the data.
[growling]
It will carry a message of peace and unity
Ah...
[snarls]
Now, take it nice and easy and push it into the box.
Call off the assault immediately.
[sighs]
[Alex] These waves don't come from your memory.
[greeting in alien language]
Okay. You're gonna have to give me credit, though,
Great. How about you introduce us to Daddy?
To the south are the submerged parts,
I trusted you more than I trusted myself.
[laughs] How could I possibly?
It will come in very handy if we have to negotiate.
The Commander may well be dead.