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In the absence of the Commander, I am in command on Alpha!
Access is restricted.
at the edge of the Red Zone.
Uh, worse? Is that negotiable?
[grunts]
Welcome to Sakandi,
[sighs]
- [honking horn] - Amazing. And so practical.
Hey, haven't I seen you guys somewhere before?
No, I'm not letting you go anywhere.
You guys must be sick.
[gasping]
[sighs]
General, the Major has resurfaced
[chuckles] Good idea. Leaving manual.
♪ They put a bounty on my soul ♪
Well, yes, a most curious demise.
That's all we need.
Our planet is gone forever, but with what we have learned,
[beeping]
[Speaking alien language]
It means, "Thank you."
[beeps]
As you all know,
I would have done the same for you.
Three...
[Valerian grunting]
They control information technology, finance, and banking.
[grunts]
Why would they spare our lives? Give me one good reason.
You have no means of communication with the outside world?
[commander] Yes, I do.
You do have an identity.
in the transmatter box and enter your DNA code. Thank you.
Yes, sir.
♪ You're in my brain I'm yours And my heart too be mine ♪
The only way in is to look like one of them.
I've lost the Major's signal.
- [drums on organ] - [sighs]
♪ Ground Control to Major Tom Your circuit's dead ♪
The Alpha Station has grown 7% this year,
Come on, everyone.
to my daughter, Princess Lïho.
Valerian, do you hear me?
A tumor we have to cut out as soon as we can.
We have to complete the mission, Major.
- Zito, cover them. - Yes, sir!
[echoes]
[playing organ]
absorbing the vast knowledge stored in its database.
Okay.
I need to take you shopping with me.
Declassify.
[scoffs]
Yes, sir.
You'll have hundreds of them.
Whew!
[all speaking in alien language]
Your last detour was not so long ago.
Not very professional, Major.
- Hey... [screams] - [electricity crackling]
Major, what are you doing?
♪ You should know If you want it it's yours
- We trust you. - And under the circumstances...
right in the middle of the station.
What's wrong?
[beeping]
[man over P.A.] To retrieve your purchases, please place your items
Yeah, once they find out he's not,
[grunting]
[grunting]
[speaking in alien language]
[security voice] Seek and destroy. Top priority.
[woman speaking Mandarin over P.A.]
Show them in.
[Doghan Dagui 1] Agent Laureline.
♪ For here Am I sitting in a tin can ♪
No, it's not a crime.
Alex, any ideas?
Don't say that.
What can I do to make it up to you?
It seems she chose you.
[grunts]
I suffer like this...
Useless, you mean.
- You've got a call. - What?
- I can play anyone or anything. - I'm sure you can.
[Valerian grunts]
It's called the law.
Sure.
[Valerian] Okay, but I've lost track of them.
Shoot. He ruined my dress.
[humming]
Move, lizard.
[console beeping]
Annihilate them all.
♪ I'm feeling very still ♪
This does not smell good.
This is so exciting.
No one came back alive.
My daughter.
[Bubble] Let's talk about this. You're gonna hurt yourself.
How can you be so sure?
- I'm that man. - [sighs]
Confirmed.
Hey.
that you're behind schedule, and pass on your apology.
and a trans-matter box to bring anything there.
GAME OVER!!!!
Same here.
"What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine" philosophy?
You totaled your SkyJet, remember?
That's why Major Valerian would rather I held onto it.
Everybody, back to your posts!
He's the threat!
- You're good. - Thanks.
all the while watching and learning from each of them.