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You have, like, 14 numbers. I can't keep track.
Great. Bye.
I was his wife for 50 years. I knew his every thought.
take them out, bring them home, take them upstairs,
Jackson, you're the Virgin Islands and Qatar.
- I can't believe this. - Calm down...
- They're not even waiting for stuff. - Should we tell them?
It's your first one, huh?
- Fine. - Tuesday, 10:30. I insist.
Lorelai, listen to me.
Excuse me.
Oh, I love this scene.
But I found one thing he said to be quite inspiring.
My little birds are telling me
I didn't have a beat on it. I didn't feel it.
- Excuse me. - Yeah.
Should I get the nurse?
- With a bag of money. - I don't get it.
Zip back and forth?
Then I fell back to sleep
Hi. I know you're sick of hearing this, but this movie, History of Violence?
I know I'm not the one you wanted eating your basket, Cassie,
- Don't write that. - But I'm a writer.
Panicking, lying...
- Not mine. - Uh, Luke?
- Yeah, but we took a break. - You're not supposed to take a break.
It's actually an expansion of my Talk piece on Naomi Shropshire.
- Real nice. May I ask... - I paid for it myself, Paris.
That my father can still hover like that.
I'm British, Rory. We speak fast. Catch up.
Oh. No, we are in sync. I swear. I... I really believe that.
I have some work to do.
Sorry.
I appreciate it, but I don't think teaching's my future.
You rule the world. What's your damage?
It could deal in archetypes.
- What must the bathrooms look like? - Dresden after the bombings is my guess.
Got it. Not for six million years.
The other one is for friends,
I'll get all the blank pages to you by tomorrow.
- I don't kid about a Cro-dough-cake. - Take one.
You can't plan for these things.
See? A warm welcome makes all the difference.
Mmm. I don't know. Thoughts?
Naomi, you're saying so many things at once. Slow down.
the amazing, insignificant, invisible girl.
and I kind of bonded with this one group,
- Oh, hey, my dad's here. - Oh, hi, Mr. Kim.
- Yeah? - Yeah, there's nothing pressing.
- Good. - No, bad.
Yeah, who hasn't done the mother lode?
Oh, well, then I'm out of here.
Bye, babies.
- So you just felt like wasting my time. - No, you wasted my time.
I have no career, no apartment,
My mother strikes more chords than Esa-Pekka Salonen.
Just slow down, reassess, then change course. It'll get better.
Sorry.
- He's not leaving. - How much longer are you there?
Oh, shoot. Why is this ringing?
It... it's not Phan's fault. A pig is food.
Adding to the tax base? I'm not seeing that.
How old is that drinking fountain?
Someone's been on Google...
Can I, uh, jump in here?
My firm is preparing paperwork you'll soon receive
We have been together, steadily, for nine years.
Why is this ringing so much?
The private club, the Pilates, the dermabrasions,
All right. It's getting late, people. Let's adjourn.
That's what we are, Mom. Glad you're up on the lingo.
Of course you're busy. You're Rory Gilmore.
Embarrassing you in front of guests, hiding my relationships...
- I would fit in there. - Too risky. Hit a street cart.
and, I think, a certified dental technician to boot.
Claudia, let the record show, I broke the silence here today, okay?
Hey, Rachael.
Hail to the Danes, brave soldiers of the sheep!
- Tawny Shaverkian? - Nope.
- Will you see him again? - He was wearing a Wookiee costume.
Which makes you roommates with benefits. Booty buddies.
What's up his ass?
- and then there was this guy... - The Wookiee?
Go there.
- You're in good hands. - We're gonna squeeze in one more place.
Tell that to Hank from Woodbury.
Uh, that wasn't me.
- Number two? - Number two.
Says here it was a mouse.
And keep it open late.
But... I was impatient. I wanted to get out into the world.
which is weird, 'cause I used to be tenaciously old-school.
I'm not talking about him. I'm talking about...
You've hardly even mentioned him in these sessions.
Italy, add Slovenia, Tibet, and the islands of Kiribati.
It was like her lips were falling off.
Okay. Well, do you want company?
Collectibles, fast food, restaurant openings.
but my little birds are telling me that a bunch of B-level actors
- Before you get your Cro-dough-cake? - That's the name?
- Well, I'm saying it did. - Ladies, I'm afraid we have to stop.
Bangladesh's kid has an earache, Chad has acid reflux,
Kind of scary. You'll have to hold me.
by the way, I shouldn't be wearing a T-shirt
But I've got plans to overtake Huffington Post in a year,
Plowing into scaffolding and falling over the Citi Bike showed me the folly of that.
- Who, Claudia? - She's a dolt.
Protect those sheep. Defend those sheep!
Your money was well spent, Paris, and appreciated.
- But that's what makes her unique. - Ah, I gotta go.
Berta! Hi! We've met.
- How've your grades been? - Stop.
Could mean they're looking to class the joint up a bit.
Okay. It's probably best.
- Probably not Queen Latifah. - Oh, she is amazing.
- I'm still in love with Tristin. - What? No.
Got chicken scaloppini for you, linguine with meatballs for me...
She's hidden just about every relationship she's ever had from me.
Have you ever considered getting your master's?
- Mommy's feet are sore. - Mommy's been strong today.
Are you kidding?
The Talk piece was great. Really.
It's for a good cause. $30!
Logan Huntzberger.
Take your time.
I left my glasses upstairs. Three flights up.
It wasn't open, but I waved some bills, danced around a little.
I hate my mother. Oh!
- Oh, thank you. - Well, not so much in a biography.
Nice to see you, Francie.
You thought the second place was a possibility?
Hello, Mrs. Gilmore.
Look around, everyone's got their hair.
But, hey, I was thinking,
- We've moved so far past this. - Well, clearly I haven't.
- What is your lucky outfit? - Red dress, full skirt.
She's the goods? What is that, hotel lingo?
- Oh, you're making that up. - No.
Not offhand.
It is. The hour's up.
and you're making yourself crazy for nothing.
- Too late. - Oops.
Gotta go out, poochy?
I chatted him up, and I got him to sneak a bunch of these out to me.
- How did she get my number? - I don't know.
- What? - Oh, uh...
- I have a plane to catch. - I gotta get back to the diner.