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(CHUCKLING)
Oh, T-shirt, bless the loom that fruited you.
Upphandlingsarbete
They're probably tapping your phones and reading your mail.
So they hid a message in the first letter of each line. See?
(SCREAMING)
(READING)
Remember me as a drain on society.
Now, I'm not a man who's good with words.
Mrs. Simpson, when you took off,
Boring.
"World's biggest pizza"?
(LAUGHS)
Remember a sadder day
an honor bar I was honored to use...
or a funicular.
Honey, this is your moment in the sun.
I mean, I'm due back in this same courtroom three times today.
Whom? Whom?
So for the next five minutes, this is a rescue mission.