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Hey, as long as we're thinking about her, Grandma's still alive.
It's my son, Homer.
(ELECTRICAL ZAPPING)
Mom made the Oops Patrol! Hot damn!
Mom, I'm gonna hide you where there's no one around for miles.
Come on, Bart. Show me some love.
Is only a motion away
on decades-old charges of sabotaging
Mom, I swear on your eventual grave,
Because my mind is shot.
Come on, big guy. This'll help you get to sleep.
But I never had you
No! You're my mother, and I won't leave you!
Someone or something knows I love
(GROANS)
Mother.
Not for someone who tips 9%.
Yeah.
Homer, it's 2:00 in the morning.
Pipe down, Jules Verne.
I will never ever let the police get their hands on you!
You sure know me, Mom. You sure know me, Mom.
Like getting the rat out of Maggie's room.
All right. Let's check it out.
and we'll see you tomorrow at 10:00.
Yes, she must have some kind of super-chore in there.
Your last act as a mom was to make me a better dad.
Just one more time.