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My digital fairy tale's about to begin.
...we just don't feel that bagpipes are appropriate for our wedding.
That baby's going on my résumé.
He was hanging out with me and said, You're half Scottish, right?
- I'm the guy in the coma. - Oh, that was a real person?
Probably should've just left years ago when the offers were pouring in...
What? A brain transplant?
Come on, that's not fair. You haven't even heard me play.
- Is that supposed to be me? - Yeah.
Okay, yeah, I guess I can do that too.
...but I just got so comfy here and...
Too?
...you are going to be her?
- No. - Okay.
- You try it. - Okay.
God, you seem really, really nice.
Well, I was kind of hoping that I would just be alone.
- Oh, my God. - What?
What if he calls his own cell phone and I answer...
I don't think so.
Sitting down and being quiet.
Oh, all right. Oh, so close. If only it said, yogurt.
Now you lost me.
- They don't? - I'm just in a coma.
Okay.
Wouldn't that be a great story?
Okay. Okay, I'll see you then. Bye.