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No! I think I might have it!
Stan?
because he doesn't have a nurection, so I wanna get him one.
Mayor, I think I'm a little overqualified for this,
You're right, Stanley! You're absolutely right!
I've heard about this! This is spontaneous combustion!
But it usually only happens to fat people near open flames.
Find the cause of spontaneous combustion or else!
At first, Jesus was all like "why me?" and he was all pissed off and stuff.
"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few."
Oh well! Bible, Wrath of Khan, what's the difference?
but if I die, everyone's sins will be forgiven, so I guess it's cool.
Well I guess you guys can do the Stations of the Cross by yourselves.
Dude, I think you pulled nut.
Die!
- Are you a lawyer? - Yes.
The methane gathers here in the bowel area where it causes pressure.
sometimes the giveth seems a little disproportionate to the taketh,
Alright, alright! Name your price.