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- Any luck with the new job search? - Uh...
The United States of America has a new president.
Thanks.
Yeah, it was a really, really amazing visit.
Morning, Madam President. I am back.
There's been enough uncertainty in this country,
What is that sound?
Hey, Colt, welcome to team Ryan.
Congressman...
But then again, I grew up in Mexico.
The only president
but nothing a little ice won't fix.
- What? - Yeah, on a circuit court nominee.
Small problem with one of the engines, Madam President.
This is Mee-Maw's painting back here and I want to make sure to get this home.
- so I don't shave my pubes. - I'm writing that down.
So what's the reason now, then?
Gracias.
We are interrupting President Montez's speech
is broken by the president of the Senate.
- Morning, sir. - Congressman Ryan's office.
You're gonna be an accidental president.
and I'm happy to say
President Lu is particularly happy to work alongside Senator James.
God, I hate this fucking country.
Yeah, I got to call you back. Something amazing is happening.
Next time it's Alejandro's birthday, he's gonna come all over your face.
I wish everybody won.
So help me God.
Mike, if Tom James wins against Senator Montez
An estimated one million people are anxiously awaiting
Fuck that guy.