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- Were you gone? - Nevada. Six days.
As far as I can tell, no such picture exists in the known universe.
Mike, she has the head circumference of a six-year-old.
Ooh, hate to hear that. See, glad I have girls.
the winner of this vote will assume the presidency.
Get Nelson on the phone right...
Vice President Meyer's got a nice familiar ring to it.
...as, um...
Will, tell him why I hired you instead.
I, Laura Priscilla Montez, do solemnly swear...
I was a tall kid when I was three.
Have you seen my film? The hard drive is missing.
If you could just step away from the aircraft for a bit,
for a special lady.
Thank you. May God bless you
- Congressman Ryan's office. - Hello.
full of Jodie Foster fans in the front row
Ma'am?
I hate this fucking country
Will somebody wake up Mike? Or not. What's the difference?
is a pleasure and an honor,
Thank you.
Rumor has it he's getting secretary of state.
That was a handout to Big Oil.
I mean, really, seriously, you're one of the good ones.
can hear you and your twink army in here cock scraping each other's esophagi?
Now you know what it feels like.
Old enough to be my grandmother, as a matter of fact.
Mm, girls are the worst.
- You're gonna be at every meeting. - Okay.