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You are not just gonna be any vice president.
Inspiring words, ma'am. Godspeed.
That is first daughter Catherine Meyer.
Selina Meyer is not interested in becoming vice president again.
every last shred of dignity you have
Sir, by any objective standards,
Can you just stay?
God, my phone is blowing up with these TV offers.
- Can we please keep him? - Yeah, absolutely.
as part of this historic agreement.
Go to a Lamborghini dealership, you know?
Mine takes place in an alternate timeline
- Selina Meyer. What a delight. - Tom.
and nights rated PG-squirteen.
Yeah, she seems really, really large for a baby.
They can take away your presidency,
stupid I don't know what the fuck it was.
counted on you and you losers let her down.
Well, that just kind of made this whole year worth it.
The second ticket is unclaimed if you're available.
our new big girl. She's three.
in the Senate and becomes president, will President Meyer consider...
But Nelson is your protégé, man.
Statesman-ish, which is a joke, of course.
You screwed her the worst.
Well, that's not true.
- And stamps. I've got to get stamps. - Yeah.
Selina Meyer, the woman who freed Tibet.
- Is it? Oh. - Yeah.
as vice president.
Excellent.
Selina, good news. We found the missing Nevada ballots.
killing it daily on the Hill
I have three boys. My entire house smells like an armpit.
Oh.
You hear Montez is looking to keep one senior White House staffer?
Tom James offered it yesterday.
Ma'am? Okay.
where we all murder each other.
Good-bye, ma'am.
She's telling people that you reneged on her Alaskan coast cleanup bill.