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Well, then why don't we send warships out into the South China Seas?
Una epoca nueva.
'cause I was the size of a five-year-old.
Oh, shit, Colt.
And this is Ellen,
Oh, also, we got to get some eye candy in here.
That magnificent woman
I'm sorry. That's...
I'm finished with your brag wall.
Well, give me the heat any day.
Yes, sir. Sorry, sir. We were roughhousing.
- Please. - Come on, just spit it out.
Maybe my auntie was actually my real mother
Mr. Yinui.
Oh, my God, perfect. You can vote for yourself. Go, go, go, go.
President Meyer taking a moment to catch up with her vice president
Okay, Mrs. Montez and her family, they're on their way.
But feel free to follow along on the television
- Ben here is just showing me around. - I am.
I should have relied on you more, Richard.
That I will execute all Mexicans
and I'm exceptionally glad
but you have a lump on your left testicle.
- Vice president. - Come on, secretary of state.
Is that gonna be my legacy, Ben? Is it?
Oh, right, no touchy the ladies.
Yeah, that's not a baby.
This is Debralee, our surrogate.
Okay, fantastic. I'll tell you what I want.
And take off those fucking glasses.
...and will to the best of my ability...
and longtime political ally Andrew Doyle.
'cause I think that's the least you can do.
Well, I'm not good with good-byes.
I thought he was getting a baby.
out of his grave right now and I would rather eat out
- Wouldn't you agree with that, Ben? - Sure.
New Mexican, but not Mexican?
- Seriously? - Morning, ma'am.
Well, sure, yeah, we know that.
Hot interns means girls. How the fuck do you not know that?
Yes, you should.
If I was a little girl and you said to me, What do you want to do?
Being called upon to cast this vote
and running my own little multibillion-dollar hedge fund.
Yeah, there's just some minor swelling, Mr. Ryan,