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- You're a motherfucker. - No, I'm serious. I'm serious.
Pot, kettle.
and a very important part of my administration.
...preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States.
Was I supposed to write something, ma'am?
All right, come on, Ben, let's go.
that we're gonna have another four years of working together.
That's Columbia Broadcasting?
15 years, I feel like I am 100% New Mexican.
Vice president, take it or leave it.
So help me God.
Yeah, I know.
Mike! Mike! Mike!
$12.
- Baller. - Baller.
Can I borrow somebody's phone? I have to check on Buddy.
- Get Wallace on the phone. - Get Wallace!
- this doesn't just happen. - Tom, he voted!
So what's next for you?
I need a wallet
Thank you, Summerlin, you senile old piss sponge.
And then it turned out to be the 12 loneliest months of my life.
- My beauty. - That's right. Let's go.
with the Chinese government to free Tibet.
Montez! Montez! Montez!
- Tom's not veep, you butler. - Doyle is vice president.
Everybody knew about it but me, too.
No, he's at the Senate for the vote.
Oh, wow.
I just got an offer from CBS News.
you and your twink army in here cock scraping each other's esophagi
to pee sitting down since FDR.
My fucking nuts!
Just think of it as morning somewhere. Carrie?
We've got to see what's going on in the Senate right away.
- Madam President. - What?
- Mom. - What?
a lobbyist to take me out to lunch short notice?
- It's not us. - Oh, fuck. Wallace is going Montez.
You know, hire some hot interns.