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he's fully endorsing my presidency,
Are we praying, ma'am?
All the photos of you with the Washington elite.
Oh, Senator James.
- Morning, sir. - Morning.
Or what we humans call the vice president.
Legacy!
with Tibet now that you're out of power.
for vice president between Senator Tom James and Senator Laura Montez.
the vote that is happening right now in our Senate.
Yeah, I know what it's the last night before of.
are considered a sexual prize.
Okay, that's technically Catherine's painting.
- Oh. - Yeah. I'm a congressman.
Think I'm gonna need an agent, you know,
How dare you?
That's literally the least you can do.
- Thank you. - I don't want you to worry.
- Yeah, it is. - Okay.
Excuse me, sir. I made you a latte.
It's like a shitty Groundhog Day.
Yeah, $12. I was thinking right around 15.
Madam President, I'm afraid to tell you
...and will to the best of my ability...
Well, I've always dreamed of living in a small town,
Early detection would have prevented this.
Your country thanks you.
Okay, you listen to me. Listen to me.
Pot, kettle.
Okay, let's put a pin in the VP for now.
You've interviewed here so many times,
Okay.
and I know that you think that I'm funny
of President of the United States...
that we've come to an agreement
this is the dawn of a new era.
I'm married. I have the ring hiding under the gloves.
- In there. - In here.
You look like Clark Kent if they dug up Christopher Reeve's corpse to play the part.
Try for Big Pharma. I hear they do The Palm.