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Would he let someone in the audience
Cover your privates!
I think I know what it is.
or I'd call the cops on you dirty grifters!
Hey, so, uh, you've been seeing
I'm carrying God's baby.
What are you doing? How long you been there?
ANNOUNCER: And introducing that joke!
(turtlesdoves screeching, all yelling)
and our car just broke down!
You know, there's a beautiful spot outside of town
it feels like you're touching a nice briefcase.
Eh, it's something,
Oh, my God, I got so hammered!
Hail Mary, full of guys.
Row L-X-V-I.
People will always want to live next
Yeah, I don't want to go, either.
You know this is the same picnic basket we drowned my sister in.
I know how you like that song,
Something deep, deep inside of me.
Also, I'm gonna start dieting and working out
(horse whinnies)
Do you understand that? I don't.
But even after several dates,
Yeah, and it's gonna be here soon,
My wife's in labor. Can we use your phone?
We're on our way to Bethlehem to see a magic baby.
Listen, um, I was wondering if you'd like to go out sometime.
That's kinda hot. Gross.
Birds do it, bees do it,
three wise men were preparing for a journey of their own.
(gasps)
as much mozzarella as you want in any church.
Yeah, it was probably very moving...
How can anyone get pregnant without having sex?