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I am the Ghost of Christmas Pres...
we're happy to see Jesus.
(buttons beep)
I've got to go sit in a circle with the other women
where they dump all the foreskins.
We could call him Barney.
and her sister's a bigger slut than she is.
Hey, Mary.
(all shouting angrily)
the whole Immaculate Conception thing.
All right, you got a date.
That was awesome, Dad!
Listen, I'll see you later, okay?
That's good, that's good.
They even got movies.
You guys were born the dirty way.
(urinating continues)
Stop talking like that or I swear to God
my wife is with child and about to give birth.
and then they were like, "Don't drown all the girls,"
Sorry, we're all booked up-- Cher's in town.
Hi. We're from out of town
I turned this water into poo!
Pa-choo! Pa-choo! (makes explosion sound)
I couldn't afford to get you what I got you last year.
The pond froze over a family of raccoons.
Hi, Joseph.