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Uh-oh.
Anyway, Joseph and Robby were hanging out
She's gonna go down in history as "Hot Bitch Mary."
We've had this conversation!
I can count up to nine.
♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪
It's the story of Christmas and the Immaculate Conception.
So, you guys are going to Bethlehem, huh?
I have one question for you!
Damn it!
Well, perhaps you have a room for my good friend
Was he bigger than me?
Oh, and he probably don't want me to tell you this,
Well, I do have a very good virginity coach.
(shrieks)
Chris, did you get a haircut?
I spent it on sand.
Oh, hello. I'm Mary.
No, no, Joseph, I mean God.
So, what have you got going on later?
So, what brings you to Judea?
and one day, Joseph and his friend Robby were hanging...
You want me to get y'all some wine and cheeses?
(Announcer laughing)
You know, I think this is gonna be our best Christmas ever.
We are three wise men on a long journey.
because what, do I work for the electric company?
It's coming.
Adam Sandler?!
And I brought you a breast pump,
Oh, my God, look at that body.
So you're saying God got you pregnant?
Okay, bye.
We're desperate!
ANNOUNCER: Do you want an excuse to not go home this Christmas?