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Ah, that looks great.
That's my brother on that chariot!
Dad, can we hear more of that story about the baby Jesus?
(phone rings)
so you might want to spruce yourself up.
Hey, did you hear they're coming out
I may have a virgin mom, but I am one bad mother.
You can stay there.
Okay, then how about this?
Just hang it up.
Joseph, my water just broke!
Yeah! Drum!
That's the name of a champagne.
You know, we Jews got it right, working with our hands.
Okay, nobody talk-- we'll just wait for her to talk.
Really? Yeah, I figure I'm 14 now,
From my finger?
Bible photographer.
with four more Commandments?
I forgot something at the palace!
while I stuff the rest of this rhetoric down your throats.
Yeah, yeah, right. Definitely, yeah.
Why do you have to narrate everything you do?
but because baseball would not be invented for 1,800 years
Come on, this is our seventh date.
Oh, my God, you want him
that God got you pregnant.
to form something greater than themselves.
Dah... See? I told you she'd open with that.
who ain't never had no relations.
'Cause when you tell me the story,
Aw, man, she is so hot.