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Hey, Joseph, check it out.
Bring Christmas cheer to all.
Listen, can you come by my house later?
that girl Mary for some time now.
But then when I tell the guys at work,
Wait, you haven't gone yet? No.
like a greased-up cannonball?
inside a cut-in-half bathtub?
We won't leave the light on for you,
This says, "Three Magi or Resident."
Or I kinda always liked Tristan.
What shall we name him?
Oh, hi, Joseph. Come on in.
you's gonna be getting pregnant with the Son of God.
Now you and your whore wife get out of here!
I hate my family.
Look. That's King Herod's palace.
All right, kids, gather around.
Thanks, Northwest.
I'm the King of King of Kings.
PETER: And as Mary and Joseph made their way to Bethlehem,
and I am but his humble servant.
We probably should've waited for yours.
were making their way across the desert.
Well, there's a manger out back.
which in these times is just a guy.
But the woman drank during her pregnancy.
Time to make our yearly terrible call to Great Aunt Helen.
I brought myrrh.
Yeah, but don't get your hopes up, Lois.
Wow, she's really getting it.
2 x 2 x 13 x 67 = 3484
I'm not getting any younger.
Well, sure. That sounds nice.
Couple of freaking scumbags working some scam,
Bring out the Christ Child! We want him!
That sounds great.
Yeah, hey, so tell me one more time how it is
card tricks, rabbit in the hat?
Look, Stewie, I'm hanging the ornament you made at preschool.
(urinating)
Dad, shut the door, it's freezing!
I'm getting the baseball bat.
Okay, we're smiling,
Put a book down.
There's something important I have to share with you.