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on that very first Christmas.
I'll come by around that part
I am here to show you how you lost your way.
Oh, it hurts so bad!
Joseph, it wasn't like that.
(urinating stops) Okay, here we go.
Not just because Mary was a virgin,
Oh, there's lots of stories of that, Meg.
Now, gather around, everybody, and hear the awe-inspiring tale
to get the crap beat out of him?
Oh, my God!
Penis. Ha.
Get rid of 'em!
We came here following a star.
Well, this is kinda like a barn.
(laughs) It's a cashmere sweater.
Good guy. You shake his hand,
How long is this gonna take?
Yeah, I just hope it goes better than my last one.
You know what? Still, just to be safe,
Where did you get these?
of the day when the sun goes away
Yes, it's a star!
PETER: The Bible is fuzzy on that.
Sir, if you don't leave now, I'm gonna have to call IX-I-I.
will be born in Bethlehem,
and I want to be there when it arrives.
I went there one time on a donkeys' night out.
They will crucify him with a name like that.
(urinating continues)
Looks like all those years fighting off
Hey, isn't your mother-in-law visiting tomorrow?
♪ It seems today that all you see ♪
I'm pregnant.
are dedicated to delaying and cancelling flights
♪ Laugh and cry
I'm driving here!
Sounds like somebody's a little threatened.
Uh, my drum.
Oh, you don't have to thank me. This is a big deal.
Wait, what'd you just say?