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You want my badge number? Here's my freakin' badge number!
And Ghost Dad was the best movie I've seen since Leonard Part 6.
I don't usually gush, so forgive me, but when I was writing Coastguard... Oh, I'm a writer.
"On which we used to rely?
Oh, my God. Tell your father not to start the car.
Here’s my freaking badge number!
The next award is for Best Original Score in an adult film. The nominees are: Ron Jones.
My director quit and I need somebody who's smart, ambitious and not addicted to meth.
TOOPY & BINOO
Congratulations. Stewie's gonna be on the show.
- Just every waking hour! - Well, I got this movie.
Yes, you like this, don't you?
I have somebody you have to meet. He's a producer. He's great.
- Hm. - I meant it's funny, Stewie.
If you have a child you'd like to exploit to get a trip to LA, have them try out for our show.
English SDH
Or you could make yourself useful and wipe my button - circular motion.
Aren't you supposed to be asking me a question?
- Who the hell is Jasper? Where's Brian? - Peter? It's me. Jasper's my cousin.
...and regret
we cool, G
"I've Been Around. I've Licked My Share Of Peanut Butter."
- Pull over. - Absolutely.
Look at these crow's-feet. God. You stay up past 7.30 and you pay for it in the morning.
You guys can come, but you gotta promise not to embarrass me.
Better break out those ARR dollars
- D'you like sex and the city? - It's an OK show.