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It's so salty.
a real act for real people.
Patrick Star to SpongeBob Once a thief, always a thief!
as I am an adult who is licensed to do so.
Well, that's about as much HBO as we're gonna get
But I like that song.
cause uptown funk's gonna give it to... the lighthouse foundation.
Now, what if those guys met?
All right, Kyle, lookin' good.
Where the hell's Peter?
Look, those are cute blurbs, Stewie,
Of course, Stewie, I'm your friend.
Let's take 'em out.
Good. Okay, I'm gonna go rub up against the basement doorjamb.
and her in the face.
If Lois won't sleep with you on the new mattress,
Twitter.
I swear to God Ashley
Which stepdad?
I flew her out here
OK LETS WRAP IT UP
♪ I think they got the alias... ♪
Yeah, I want to do you right where the porn lunch was.
the 45 minutes of stuff
Um, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
It was you who programmed me to grow exponentially smarter.
Well, it seems good, but I won't know for sure
Did you not know that?
I reserved this time to listen to Metallica and flex in the mirror.
Well, Peter, I don't think you can go any farther
I'm just glad to have the whole mess behind us.
This is terrible.
I must ask you to leave.
Besides, I'm busy playing with my new friend.
I bet the mall around here sucks.
Come on, you know I'm terrible
7 x 859 = 6013
Maybe.
You can just give them your phone number.
Hey, Stewie, you got a second?
my club card for the grocery store?
No, no, it's 'cause we got this new mattress,