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Wiping that history?
Guys, I'm gonna become a professional massage therapist.
Yes, fine.
don't put a smiley face on my receipt.
Well, as it happens, your robot has a rear panel sensor.
- Mm... - Mm...
Happy Birthday Brian!
Like-like, not you makin' it.
Sad little guy.
and he keeps saying, "Oops."
Well done, Brian, well done.
Nothing, it's just that...
Good afternoon, I'm Tom Tucker.
What is this, Bark to the Future?
You won't believe this incredible story.
- Thanks, RB. - Back at you, RB.
It's rather musical, isn't it?
No, Peter. All these women are prostitutes.
♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
I thought you said you didn't have any notes.
7 x 1097 = 7679
Ah, what else? What other computer terms...
Why did you take the massage job in the first place?
- What?! - What?
the most you'll want written about you
Nothing, I was just, you know.
I just want my story to live on, even after I'm gone.
O-Okay. That-that's part of the plan you keep on the inside.
Everything I do, I literally got from you.
Sheesh, you're sure spending a lot of money at that place.
and it will exist long after you're gone.