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I said I hate me. I hate myself.
It's my job to break those word horses
You know what? Maybe I can lend a hand, Brian.
Well, one time...
I sure did.
- Good morning, Brian. - Hey.
How much you pay one of them masseuses?
"Flip Joke Massage Parlor."
Well, I guess Meg and Chris.
- ♪ But I get up again ♪ - Yeah!
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I'll be a monkey's uncle before I accept a sexual favor.
uploaded with your genetic code, your cognitive patterns,
Morning, RB. "Robot Brian."
It knows you and your mannerisms,
Oh, you know, at Applebee's, she's all like,
It was awesome. Oh, my God, it was so great
Dammit. Good-bye, Peter.
What kinda medical benefits do those masseuses get?
Remember when I asked for a five-minute break?
Have you read my book yet?
what I just saw about what I just saw.
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My picture's in the paper and everything.
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
Let's take Meg and Chris as a given.
Mm-hmm. You know he backs up his hard drive every night, right?
there is no way I'm going in there for a massage.
I dunno, the towels here are very fally-offy.
you'll see a joke about Allison Janney
there's a lot of computer things that sound dirty.
He's also got an interchangeable memory bank,
And now maybe you could drop a few LBs, huh?
it's kind of a reminder that I'm now one year closer to death,
Yeah, it stands for "Real Brian".
got into college.
I knew it. I think I just needed to hear it.