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You're just mad because everyone in this town loves gambling except for you!
It's got to have sex appeal... and a catchy name.
[ Gasps ] Oh, for crying out loud, I dropped one.
Happy Birthday tiger
(OH! SUSANNA PLAYING) (AUDIENCE JEERING)
Now, at the risk of being unpopular...
Keep 'em coming, boys.!
Freemasons run the country
Don't rush me! I have arthritis.
The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle...
- Snake eyes. Sorry. - Boo!
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
We got more gongs than the break-dancing robot that caught on fire.
[ Grunts ] Bart, I don't want to alarm you...
eight panics and five years of McKinleynomics.
None of this would have happened if you had been here to keep me from acting crazy!
Lisa Simpson and Ralph Wiggum.
- But we won't let that happen, will we, Smithers? - Uh-- No, sir.
Fine. We'll transfer him to the nuclear plant, sir.
[ Grunting ]
Good, old-fashioned gumption!
[ Screams ] Bogeyman!
[ Growling ]
Tough times eh? I've lived through twelve recessions ...
Best of all, the waitresses and showgirls are all real Brits.
Huh. And what training do you have?
I think I should call my manager.
Hello, ''Floreda''!
[ Marge Grunting ]
Everybody's chipping in.
You're spending too much time at the casino, and I think you may have a problem.
[ Gasps ] Oh, my God! Barney, thank you.
[ Chorus ] " The Simpsons "
She's a slot-jockey.
Hmm. Very well. Begin the thawing ofJim Nabors.
"Jingle bells Batman smells "
Microscopic Germs
And finally, Henry Kissinger was hospitalized today after walking into a wall.