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Please.
Or if not him, at least Sonja.
I missed you, too!
- But that site has a bunch of malware. - Oh.
We're just glad to have you back, Quagmire.
Oh, hey, Quagmire. What's up?
Oh, Chris, I was never gonna go to that.
Well, I've always had this fantasy of having sex on the basketball court
Oh, excuse me, sir.
It didn't jam, Peter. The gun was never loaded.
Glenn Quagmire?
Says the guy who freaks out every time a fire engine goes by.
most people look at me like I'm some kind of disgusting perv.
No, you know what? You may as well call your family now
"Three kids on $40,000? Have fun with your crap life."
No! No way!
You were supposed to have the kids here by 5:00.
You sure you don't want him?
Do you think I'm afraid of you?
I'm sorry, Sonja, I don't think I can finish.
Oh! It would be so awkward!
No, the last time I saw him was three months ago.
that winter we lived on the sun,
Lucky there's a family guy
Chewing him with your crotch?
Gosh, that's neat, Sonja.
Oh, my God, Joe, that was so close.
Great question and yes, he might.
is that when it comes to relationships,
It's not what you think!
I'm telling you guys, Sonja is the perfect woman.
Well, I guess this is as good a time as any.
Yeah, you'd have done the same for us, Quagmire.
You don't got the boobs.
Sold him 70 red shirts.
What are you talking about?