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Ach, I'm sorry. I must have misdialed. Click.
No, I'm sorry. Sorry I'm not the son you want me to be!
(screaming) no!
I sure hope the fellows like Crystal Light as much as I do.
and we'll piece together the shattered remains ofyour life or- orwhatever.
Um, look, just, uh, hang out atyour booth and I'll swing back by...
That's why I tookyour mother to Bangkok last summer.
- Who can bring me up to speed?
I'm sorry I'm late, Mai Ling. I'm thinking French tips this week.
Fine. IfI'm gonna be a geek, l might as well be a sissytoo.
- Right after softball practice.
- What's your reading, Chekov?
Great. Now it seems like an obligation instead ofa treat.
It slipped the surly bonds of Earth to touch the face ofGod.
Torpe
The UK when Boris Johnson says something Oh God I wanna hit you
Except that looks like grape. And you only chew original.
His one freakishly large hand.
Luckily, there was paper in the machine this time.
Well, I might as well get my rainy-day mix tape out ofthe car.
You know, Stan, maybe Steve's not the athleteyou think he is.
But next time, maybe say sci-fi con or S.F.C., because time is ofthe essence.