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Good morning, U.S.A.
Hey, everyone. I'm Steve Smith, Stan Smith's son.
It's not my fault the job market sucks. I didn't vote for Bush.
- That's Dan Vebber! - Sorry, Vebber.
So the enemies of Middle Earth are upon Dan Vebber.
And that I could have mustered something other than "Papa, no!"...
It's a sci-fi convention.
"Your moneywill come to a grinding halt and all because of society's fault."
- Oh, ha, ha. Real mature, guys.
Well, wait till you hearwho pulled some strings to get us into the Yankee locker room.
causing statewide blackouts...
- I'm Agent Scully. - Excellent. Follow me.
We use the sun to send them to heaven.
Oh, i-i-i-it was, uh, it was great. Great.
Look, I'm sorry, all right? I'm weak! I have needs!
You know, back home, l was a greeter at Philaxido?
Do we ever pay our dues Mr Smith?
Oh, honey. You're breaking out in a stress rash.
then I could capture this madman and be one ofthe cool agents again.
All right. All right. Settle down. Back to the cyber-terrorist.
- Aah!
But, hey, that's okay because you're back...
So our son is a geek? Who cares?
- Way to go, Son. - Thanks, Dad.
Thanks. That's a good deal.
I was at the softball game, Dad! I sawyou with him!
- Look, boys. Perennial All-Star, DerekJeter.
Hayley, I'm a social creature. I need to mingle.
Not a drop of rain in all ofChristendom.