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avoiding the one person on this planet who wants to talk toyou.
Watch me play throw!
Or are black people invisible toyou, you racist bastard?
So where are we going?
Stan Smith is my dad.
and then you spend two hours in the bathroom...
Do not invite him back to the apartment.
Oh, thank God!
Only the holder of the amulet may talk.
- Wow! They sure can run, can't they?
You weren't readyyet. You weren't readyyet. You weren't readyyet.
Maybe the fact that he's not even my son?
They'll never take their eyes off my sweater meat.
Hey, kids. Have fun at the game.
Time is- is of- T.I.O.- T.I.O.- What am I spelling here?
Great. Now it feels like an obligation instead of a treat.
Hey, I'm Roger. Nice to meetyou. Nanu nanu.
This is the underwear PeterJackson wore while editing The Frighteners.
I bet ifyou let me inside your hard shell, I'd find a lump ofsoft meat.
- Your son is phenomenal, Smith. - Thankyou, sir.
- Now tell me, what is that language? - It's Elvish.
Well, good-bye!
- You're all invited. - Cool! Can we wear our uniforms?
- But- - Not even to watch.
You knew? What else haveyou been hiding?
2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 3 = 96
- How ya doing? - How am I doing? You probed me!
Hey, my kid just made varsity, and he's only 1 2 or something.
Tell me it was in our bed, and he was wearing my tie as a headband...