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You know, they bought a lot a folks out with early retirement in Parks and Rec.
I mean who's gonna argue with more kindergarten?
Yo, y'all ready?
Yes, indeed.
I'm turning into McNulty.
Slap on an amendment for another $150 million in costs...
Now, I would like it very much if I could unclench my ample ass cheeks...
- We want to push it. - Push it, boss?
- Homicide. Yeah. - Two down, Pall Mall and Pimlico.
What'd you bring me downtown in this shit for, man?
Boredom. They just can't handle that shit.
Come on. We're on the same team.
"for the academy class...
and they know you're police when they decide to start a family with you...
and they know you're police when they move in...
show me something more than just a pass of the buck.
No, sir. We were very accurate.
Quiet, though.
So for now, Stringer Bell's jacket belongs in narcotics.
I can't take this shit, Bunny.
in Baltimore...
There's gonna be a detectives' wake at Kavanagh's tonight. You gonna come?
If the felony rate doesn't fall, you most certainly will.
Let narcotics work up those prosecutions. After that, we're on to new business.
- Commissioner Burrell, please. - Who's calling, please?
and all that shit is just fine until one day it ain't.
Shit is fucked.
Yo, String, we hit the one girl.
and dry-cleaning and shit...
Pitching It’s a problem string
Done.
This is a cooperative effort, a cooperative department.
"you better really sell it to me.
Fuck me.
- Bell has bodies on him, too. - Not lately.
Find some way to work with all them Peanuts.
Rawls and Foerster have crawled up into my backside...
So you're tough on deadwood, huh?
Man, you got to narrow that shit down.
She teach speech.
Sergeant, you're wanted in roll call for a supervisor's meeting.
Yeah, shorty, you hard.
You want friends? In this racket? Get a dog.
Even more coming at the year-end retirements.
And you still owe me a departmental-issue nine.
We're off the record?
So, you'll be a while, though, huh?
Find the fucking gun, Bunk.
Marlo? It's a problem, String.
No, girl. Got a bus pass.
I think it deserves a special grand jury...
So this your ride?