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Dad, you don't have to outdo Mister Flanders.
All right, now you're starting to creep me out.
Yes, I'm old.
Hey!
Wait a minute, everyone! There's your Christmas.
That evil old bone bag smelling of death, nose like a vulture,
I've smudged it with nacho fingers. I must deftly lick it off.
I'm gonna parcel my anger out over the next few days and weeks,
And from all of us, best wishes for a joyous holiday season.
"'for behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy
(ALL EXCLAIM IN AWE)
(SCREECHING)
For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold.
(MEOWING)
(LAUGHS)
But we're probably right. Amen.
I think that's "drop."
I see you're expecting. May I listen to the baby's heartbeat?
That Homer just burns my waffles.
From now on, I will stop being selfish and start being good.
That thing for me!
Come on.
Uh... Woo-hoo!
(GROWLING)
That's the birthday I'm always forgetting! I must have it!
You've made that promise before.
Well, actually I picked up some extra cash
Hark the Herald Angels sing
Oh, thank goodness. Rescue dogs.
Glory to the new born King
Colombia's main export is coffee.
oh shit it's cum aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa