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- OK... Good. - Brought all my whips!
She had a form of rhyming dementia.
In a normal... marriage.
Beth, come on out here.
The president looks forward to continuing to meet with
- I'm gonna be president! - I'm gonna be president!
The candidate thinks it's funnier that way. Wait for it.
But I don't want your last name
Goddamnit, what is Mike doing in here?!
that's tall enough for him.
His favorabilities are up 11%.
And then we can figure out what I mean later.
is in the conference room having what he thinks is a staff meeting,
Catherine.
- OK, we'll figure it out in the air. - Yeah, yes.
and total "disregahd" for the working class people
Did you guys not know that?
- I have string cheese too... - I want Goldfish.
to stupid Hawaii.
I'm gonna have it all by my fucking self!
He's deader than democracy, ma'am.
Ma'am, you're thinking of Idaho. Iowa is mostly meth labs.
- Which island? - The big one.
Why not announce at the Statue of Liberty?
- I-I... - I want you to meet Nick Spooner,
There was a shooting at a Home Depot and they closed the interstate.
and to shake hands with...
- This was all supposed to be done like six hours ago. - The tents aren't even here.
Thank you all so much.
I really thought my fifties would be about me
What else? Go on.
I, uh, just had to get away from
How about I write 500 pages
I would like to offer
OK, Leon, I'm still... I'm not sure about this part
- I am New Selina. Exactly. - Now.
Woman, hero, suffragette,
it's just reminded me of how much I miss you.
But if you wanna go Dutch or whatever on the abortion,
How many pages is this, 500?
- What is in this? - Bourbon and Smartwater.
S-Stick it in there good, pal.
I thought I was your campaign manager.
why I want to be president?
- There's our new leader. - Keith Quinn in da house!
No, no crying.