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Huh. Could've used one of those in the first act.
Only best friends Execute survivors together
A mutant boy is appearing to have
And it was the best thing I ever did.
Isn't that Canada?
handsome face and said...
Does it really get the job done?
You never cease to surprise me.
It's a good thing Cable's not driving,
there's a wind advisory in effect until at least...
It's a little hard to hear you
Kid, I think you picked the wrong side.
What was that?
It's only 3am, so...
No.You got me.
That's right! I'm fighting dirty!
My pile of shit father took off and bailed.
I'm like Tupac, and you're like Ice Cube.
People think you wake up a hero...
Say it!
No, no, no!
I'm gonna see you...
and I frankly disagreed with you.
I was raised in this place.
You got no family.
Oh! Really?
That makes two of us.
There we go. The kids call this docking.
Kristen? Kirsten?
like nothing happened?
- Fuck your pudding! - You like pudding?
Well, as Scoutmaster Kevin used to say...
There was a bunch of
I have a mission.
For $45, you get sucky-suck.
Let's see your soul, perv!
Stop!
He came into my home...
I need a bus to get you all out of here.
Give me your best shot, One-Eyed Willy.
They say laughter heals anything...
I use a device to slide through time.
My body is an instrument of death.
Oh, God! We're not a team.
Good listening. I stole that guard's pen...
Oh, Mr. Pool. David Bowie is...
No, I'm gonna stick around for a while...
We're like thugs, we're like gangsters.
Hey! Asshole!
but I guarantee he hasn't killed
Fucker hates mutants.
And all I wanna do is grab her and see her
I see what you did there. Puns.
without buying shoes online?
You get back here, young man!
Peter!
...several police cars were destroyed
Oh, mission accomplished?
He's not here, is he?
Definitely all the way up to the elbow.
who are healed by my hand.
Maximum Effort
You wanna borrow a pair of pants?
We need a secret code.
That was some cold-ass shit, kid.
every time you're tempted to act upon your urges.
He dies tonight, Wade.
According to the...
Hey, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch.
Russell! Wait!
A sense of confidence is nothing
You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy.
I see through this weak act.
Russell is not killing anyone. Russell is not killing anyone.
With training, you can be X-Man.
He's dead, too.
Your friend's about to make his first kill.
Now we're getting it.
"Rule number one. No killing...
He was a bit of a prick. Oh, but Paul!
BOTH: That's good, yeah.
We do. We’ll always have Boulier.
All these old guys on the wall.
The one in Minneapolis. You know the one.
That was effervescent.
I fucking did this.
Lonely at the top, eh?
One that doesn't end up in my mouth.
- You're gonna be fine! - This is not good, man!
Well, guess what, Wolvie?
Maximum effort.
There's gotta be some way to die.
What can we help you with?
grab those dreams by the dick tip...
You're making the face that you make when you urinate.
Go get him, tiger!
Look, bud. I said, "Your money or your life."
In every film, there's a moment
Papa.
You're the one who said I was ready,
He even runs like a f**king pervert
denial is just one of the five stages of grief.
Accidental double entendres!
I ain't letting Cable get to him,
Anywhere's better than here.
I'm sorry?
I'm not Spirit Riding Free material.
Well, come here.
shoot that mother f ers shoot it
Lets go fuck some shit up
to this guy, Sergei Valishnikov.
other than the need to Google, "What the fuck is dubstep?"...
You got this, big guy! Here we go, Peter!
What the fuck do you want?
That's such a you thing to say!
Russell's gonna burn down that orphanage.
Not working out at all.
Take them to the Ice Box.
I didn't have a family, either.
Don't worry.
Because of you.
Look, he's teamed up with the Juggernaut!
What in the ass?
I was born into war.
Anyone but me.
20 years old, shrapnel.
I guess dubstep never dies.
No, Wade, because of you.
Okay, I'm fine.
Nothing worse than a "pray the gay away" type guy.
Transport to Cross Force Maximum Security
All I remember is he was African-American.
Not in prison. I assure you...
Look, I get it.
blade, then me
Wade?
♫ Papa... ♫
It is no friend to chilled aluminum.
My name's Rusty, but I go by Shatterstar.
You're in the shit now mustache!
or you'd be in the back.
It's not dirt. It's the blood of my dead daughter.
Like Beyonce says, "Please...
Hey. Been meaning to ask you...
So, basically, you're Dave Matthews.
The last thing I need is more hepatitis.
Jesus Christ! This is so much harder than I thought.
Convoy, 12 o'clock! On my command!
- with police here behind me. - Get away from me!
We're definitely naming our kid Cher
Here we go. Bring it in.
Such a glare.
- Black Tom Cassidy. - White Wade Wilson.
That was probably a bad idea.
They say millennials are the hardest to reach.
Let's play a game.
I have a mission now.
You killed Black Tom, you racist son of a bitch!
John Wick 3, but with the original director.
my superpower is just unbridled cancer.
Let's go!
but what did he do to you?
Traffic?
God, you're a douche.
I'm Batman.
"Heart's in the right place."
Maybe treat yourself to a blow and go,
I'm that kid's only hope,
i did take 8th grade spanish so... ?Donde esta la biblioteca
Now I'm talked about in the same sentence as Jesus.