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Shit!
And why is he dressed like a registered sex offender?
Look out!
Peacetime makes people soft.
The Juggernaut!
Oh, God! They do say the pen is grosser than the sword.
According to the Kubler-Ross model...
Cool your pits. They're growing back.
Yukio, Wade.
"Pretty Sure It Doesn't Work That Way, But We Can Try."
Please, after you.
The monster's with them. I wouldn't fuck with him.
and then have consensual sex with their sister?
Who is he talking to?
Oh!
Yeah.
No!
with your ears.
BEAT IT, MIDGET
Cells 7, 12, 14, 27.
You're lucky I didn't shoot you in the...
Why do you think I'm helping him?
signed on to be in that movie.
30 seconds.
and killing, and killing,
as you charge at me with murderous intent.
Look at me. I'm an easy target.
Oh, man!
The Proposition has a wonderful
Why don't you just say it in an Indian accent?
and, believe it or not, Deadpool 2 is a family film.
What kind of spineless shit stick
Just let it happen, okay?
When I get really scared, I get nervous erections.
My job!
Start the fucking car!
I can do thirty.
we'll do it together. It's no big deal.
But, no, being a hero takes only a few moments!
That's kind, but I'm not ready to date again.
You'd have to be insane to take off in this.
- Yeah, it is. - No, it isn't.
- It doesn't have to be him. - If you knew what I knew...
I could barely keep a straight face.
No, no, no! Let's not do that. Please!
Second biggest guy.
There's only one person in this world
Ool Ooo
Why is your hand so tiny again?
You kind of killed him.
They got the legs out, and they said,
But if you kill him, he wins.
Whoa!
Hmm?
It is now.
What kind of dumbass question is that to ask?
doesn't shit itself into oblivion.
But I can now. What do you want me to say, huh?
No more speaking lines for you.
You remind me of my wife.
If I stub my toe, I'm done for the day.
You'll find out.
why not travel back to when he was a baby, kill him then?
Take your mask off, Wade.
He was trying to hurt me...
Holy...
Hit it, Dolly.
and the X-Men were called in to restore order.
Hey!
Sorry I'm late.
You think we didn't jump out of the plane
She always struggled.
Fuck superheroes.
I can't bring him down alone.
f it
couch cushions after Shark Week.
Holy shit pickles
because of a light breeze?
All right. Say you wake up tomorrow morning...
Just about 30 seconds would do you good.
and we'll make him our bitch!
These restraints are pretty...
I got one more idea.
Don't worry. You're not going to die.
- "Rusty" is terrible. - Toughie.
and you know it, you sick son of a bitch!
that I care about, and she's gone.
The point is...
Right? Yeah, you got 'em all.
You know, you guys look amazing!
so they will never use you.
If there's anything you take away today...
- You did. - I really didn't.
Shuts down all mutant abilities.
He looks like a pervert!
Ness?
You live in this dump. Guess what?
Relax.
Cause I hate em. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
I don't recall asking your opinion, Peter!
and Negasonic Teenage Longest Name Ever...
Happy?
I feel the soul exiting the husk.
I'm sorry.
Oh!
No. You did it for me.
I cried when they canceled Felicity.
Domino, mind slowing us down?
we track them down and bring them to justice.
Let’s flip a coin… heads you get what you want, tails, you get what you want… I’m not even going to look because I already know you’re getting what you want.
Uh, Earl!
Pelvis to pelvis.
because, honestly, he's a bit of a dick!
I'm Zeitgeist.
You know what "fine" stands for, Wade?
He even runs like a fucking pervert!
I heard the news, sweetie.
Thank you, Colossus.
except, of course, that.
They're soft, they're moist. They're for babies.
I can hear you rummaging around in there.
Blessed are the wicked...
That's how we do it
Is it the kid?
Time to make the chimichangas.
Deploy! Oh, hey now!
No, no, no, DP, not again!
I'm just surprised anyone would date you.
KESZEY & KAYZE CAN YOU HERE ME?
- Yeah, we're X-Force. - We're X-Force.
I accept your apology. I never apologized.
Maybe I can get you out of here.
Whoever planned this stunt's
But you can.
What's your superpower? Cultural appropriation?
What?
They will not replace us.
I bet you do, Brown Panther.
The hell's happening? Describe it.
New plan. Use all of your imaginary powers
And last, but not least...
Still hurts to hear out loud
Hands off that kid, John Connor!
You can do this.
Power-dampening collar.
- Huh? - Got a match?
one to get me home.