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are you bear god, it's me margret
Okay.
When they ask you what you're gonna do when you get your first barbie doll
But this is what friends do. They show up!
It's not time.
I've been trying to make this happen for a while.
What am I gonna do, Al?
Hey!
they give us a chance to be better than we are.
I could be of great use.
Hi, Yukio!
But, then...
I love you.
Someone's coming. It's Russell, sir.
I'm terribly sorry for your loss, Wade.
But even you know I'm not a complete piece of shit.
Glenn
You're still using my Velcro labels. Aw.
Lets watch some porn and show that bed whos boss
So thank you.
Peter, I'm gonna miss him most.
S
Please.
That's okay. Let me see here.
Happy Father’s Day
I just saw the ad.
All you dirty mutants
Let me talk to the kid.
Number one, I'm gonna bend something.
What in the...
Hard left, douchebag.
Oh.
Settle down, Captain Lucky.
- Trainee! - Shut it!
Oh, God! Oh, God, time out! Time out!
Why would I rub your legs?
Bye, Wade!
Fuck!
We're a team.
Hold on! Wait, wait, wait!
doing the ugly stuff no one else will do.
I think I'm in the right place.
What? Why are you winking at me?
The hollow point through that fuckhead's face?
It's the kid. Just like you, I let him down.
Thank you!
When this is over...
First, he rides my coattails with the R rating.
That'll get us toned and prepared
Well, you guys be safe out there.
Is that a fanny pack?
a cup of good luck...
What did you say?
I don't do well with pain, you know.
This is Convoy 17 departing the Ice Box.
Your face smells like shit. Right?
Don't feel bad. Even I can't kill me.
WHEN IT'S TIME TO MAKE THE CHIMICHAMGAS
I am so sorry.
- Russell. - Bingo!
I guess Death metal never dies
What do you say we go fuck some shit up?
Okay, look. According to my guy, okay...
Your heart's not in the right place.
Um, I just saw the ad.
FIC, I'M SO SORRY.
When NWEA gets bought
We were, uh...
I'll keep it forever.
- Deal. - Deal.
The thing that pisses me off the most...
I am so sorry. It gets better.
I made mistakes!
when you take eight feet of chrome...
Fuck me
And let it out a little in the waist.
You're my Tom Cruise!
I don't mean right now.
So, you're from the future.
I have one right now.
You sacrificed yourself for me.
and filtered her pain through the prism of humor.
I believe him! Every man for themselves!
to the dewy slopes of six weeks ago.
You're supposed to be the toughest cunt in here.
Look at me. We're X-Force, right?
A Dated Metaphor For Racism In The '60s.
That's my fucking pudding.
Ah, there they are.
Look, eventually you're going to hang up the claws...
Oh. Oh, this isn't Gilbert's.
It doesn't exist.
DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A GREAT GUILD? WITH FIC...
No, I'm sorry that you said that...
Pretty sure it doesn't work that way, but we can try.
Blessed are the wicked
I'm only yelling to impress the other guys.
Good news and bad news.
- Oh. - Do you want me
I wouldn't ask him to do that, if I were you.
There's nothing I can't kill.
And we can make the whole world our bitch.
No, I spit acidic vomit.
and goddamn it, an eagle's gotta soar.
Something that was not meant to bend.
I won't even make it to one.
Me at work.
I killed every last one of them, except me.
No!
Mister, Mister, put down that gun.
That's just lazy writing
At least we still have Bowie.
and I'll tell you anything you wanna know.
No, we'll get the kids back to the mansion.
Miss you
Stay in school, kid.
Whoo!
Passion of the Christ, then me
Justin Bieber. He called you Justin Bieber.
Yes, I do.
Don't fuck Elvis.
when the hero hits rock bottom.
I need to be selfless.
The fuck?
I'm retrieving something from my utility bag.
What do you do?
- I told you! Leave me alone! - Come on!
Us receiving our briefing on jovin
Say it!
Well, I got news for you.
Scatter!
f superheroes
Mary
But in this film, well...
I came close a few times.
Trainee.
The point is, kids...
But we can't really live till we've died a little, can we?
Like the memory of your fucking fanny pack!
Do you go to a bathroom
This is not what the website looked like at all.
Family is not an F-word.
You're sick, I gotta protect you.
It ends with me dying of cancer...
Oh, yeah!
I hear you're handy at picking locks.
Only Best Buddies execute pedophiles together
Please don't.
Oh, God, that's lazy writing.
You stay here with your weird secret sex lips
We need to build a fucking team.
Make friends with someone.
They forgot to check my prison wallet.
Now, close your eyes and open your mouth.
- Is there, like, a Sorting Hat? - Hi.
I thought this was an anal-bleaching party.
I guess dubstep never dies.
Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta!
But this guy?
Believe me, son,
So, I'm here to help us gear up.
Oh, shit! That fucking does it!
Must be hard being the biggest guy in here.
All right, I'll put out a call for resumes.
A child should not be burdened with such power!
Give me that back! That goes with me everywhere.