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You're a lot smarter than I look.
Ooh!
Get a power restraint on him. Now!
and fucked up, and not particularly convenient!
But...
Zip it, Thanos! We have a deal and you fuck...
Captain Delicious Pants.
We've all eaten at Arby's."
of the orphanage tonight.
The truth
I've been inside your shoes.
I got this.
It takes work, discipline...
Look, you can stop the Juggernaut. I know you can.
He's just a kid!
You'll do no such thing.
Because of you, I'll always know
Wait. One of the assholes
Yeah!
I'll tell you that much.
My body and my hands are so soft.
No, we most certainly are not fucked.
steaming bowl of foreshadowing.
That is the biggest guy in here.
I'm dying in this one, too.
How do you know what I want?
What, you mean that your...
Can you turn off the music?
yes i finally killed dieters last big black pensies. now me and the gts hoes will take over the world oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck i better hurry or we're all gonna do goatse and die aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
- No, it isn't. - Yes, it is.
Even if we were...
Cable's gonna kill you when he finds out.
Mood all 2020 You ready?
Tomorrow, we'll find the biggest guy in here...
Seriously, I don't get it!
♫ Papa, can you hear me? ♫
I wonder what gang I'll be in.
But all I told him was everything he wanted to know.
But here we are, trying to overcome our differences.
It's nice to see some fresh faces around here.
Okay, get these guys in the pod.
Fuck this!
It's great seeing you like this.
Yeah.
A A
You sacrificed yourself for me.
You wanna die?
Another Filthy Minority On The Streets
But I wouldn't kill a kid.
burn the headmaster alive...
in the group's name.
that plan was written in crayon.
even if I have to teabag him to death.
Oh, that's so gross.
I don't give a fuck about him...
So, respect.
because I'm not gonna make it to two.
A few moments...
I'm gonna stop you right there
You get the strap-on. Let's make a super baby.
Looking good, Vanisher.
Better than we used to be.
You're just straight shirt-cocking it,
Food fight ELMO COOKIE MONSTER
Do I look like a patient burn victim?
As a former X-Man...
Can every day be International Women's Day ?
and stop the people that took your girl, would you?
It's just a really bad one, even for me.
Is this heaven?
The name's Cable.
Don't try to chase me. Wade!
You stay here with your weird, secret sex lips.
Let’s watch some porn and show that bed who’s boss
Just trying to be the world's best X-Man.
Pain teaches us who we are, Wade.
Yes, you are. Well, we'll take care of that, won't we?
- Firefist. - Firefist.
he deserves to die for what he did to you.
In Human Centipede, it was when those people...
Try, uh, seven?
We are en route.
Both of 'em?
and you would scrub the fucking shit
Aaa Aaa
I'm never gonna dance again. Fuck!
You might wanna start talking!
Bred into it.
Uh, uh, uh...
Kiss me like you miss me, Red.
I'm asking you to save hundreds of other kids.
I'm gonna go make dessert.
Trust me, that's a terrible idea.
Whoa! Pump the hate brakes, Fox & Friends.
It worked.
Say "fuck" for me.
It's really just a sip of tea at this point.
Nope, no chance. He's dead.
What in the fuck knuckles is this?
Passion of the Christ, then me.
I can here you rummaging Around in there
Then you know what?
I cared about you.
Yeah, something like that.
Can I have one of those guns?
will begin at 0800 hours.
Because I've been inside you.
Who's Captain Delicious Pants?
Turns out that I'm the lucky one.
courage mother f ers
I love Frozen.
Holy mommy fucking shit!
Oh, God. I know that voice.
- I want to fill my... - Pockets?
Well, come here.
Yes, sir.
Yeah. You know I get paid to take out bad guys, right?
Jesus Christ.
Can you see it?
You should probably head back to the car.
You're in the shit now mustache
Hey, baby!
I got your back.
Uh, I have both Type 1 and 2 Diabetes.
And you're my Kristen Dunst!
I'm sorry, what did you say?
Connor, if it's a boy. May, if it's a girl.
When you step on Jesus dog
What is that? That's not a real rope!
I'm not X-Man material.
I used to live in a shithole just like it.
Cells seven and nine
No, dick for brains. My birth control device.
I'm gonna touch them all over.
- There are open fires. - Fuck off! Stay back!
Of course I fucking would!
now off-limits for medical personnel.
Courage, motherfuckers!
There's no locks on our doors, no bars on our windows.
That piece of shit...
Always wanted a real super suit.
Jesus.
I know you're doing what comes naturally.
Like an online predator who lost his laptop.
it's dust bunny season...
We do. We'll always have Bowie.
No, I didn't.
the Muppet's dick.
And his “Are you my mother complex?”
I thought you saw me...
More importantly, I liked her. I really liked her, you know?
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