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What the fuck?
A place in this world.
What's so bad about toilet paper?
Those guys hurt you?
An ocean is water.
I've had three tickets already.
At least domestically.
Are You Bear, God? It's Me, Margaret.
Besides, we're X-Men.
I spent 10 years in Special Forces.
Now I'm talked about in the same sentence as Jesus.
I should've worn my white pants.
Weird Secret Sex Lips
Great, I'll pick 'em off along the way.
Shoot that motherfucker! Shoot him!
- Wade? - I'm right here, Althea.
The first thing I wanna do when I get out of here...
Hello, Russell.
I'm merely a vessel for the Lord.
Who would choose to stay in such a place?
You're right. I was fighting a caped badass.
But you've always been that to me.
I like this guy.
But that's where you'd be wrong.
YOU COMMIE MOTHERFUCKER
Sorry, I got a bit more in me.
Answer: a family.
I'm at the end of my rope.
I mean, like Rush Limbaugh's
Not getting a real
Well.
those muties are being transferred
Wade! I heard what happened with the convoy and...
That's the stuff! That's the X-Force spirit!
There’s one out there for you…. Just keep looking! - Deadpool
So, so much.
- It's like, um... - Here we go.
What about your girl, your wife?
"I'm not your friend. Find someone stronger."
That place makes Hitler's anus look like Waikiki.
Hang in there, Doms!
Give me a chance to save him.
Trust me, I'm even less happy about this than you are...
He's really teeing it up, isn't he?
- Amen, brother.
No, no, no!
You smell like a dog ate kitty litter...
Go home, Wade.
You are an abomination!
@stabber And we can make the whole world our bitch
Welcome home, Russell. We missed you.
Take it from a friend.
It was me.
Goddamn, that's beautiful.
Do they make Purell for your ears?
In Cool Runnings, it was when John Candy's
And karma, motherfucker.
A Whole Bunch Of Functional Idiots
Trainee!
You can't get it off. Unless you've got a grenade.
I know you're in there.
Take it or leave it.
I'm doing this alone.
To understand why I took a cat-nap
Too much? I went too far.
Did you just say "hollow points"?
Here we go.
I was once an X-Man.
You're just straight shirtcocking it?
Grover's got a cock the size of a twig.
That riddle is so fucked up.
Searching.
Oh, boy!
I guess family really is an F-word.
X-Force!
I care about you, Russell.
The bear.
on Gerry Duggan Parkway.
If you find a Type 3, let us know.
the McRib to be available year round,
"Heart's in the right..." What does that mean?
Oh, you're living the dreams, DP.
I'm proud. You're everything I knew you can be.
So what exactly do you
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But this time, you can see
Russell's not gonna kill anyone.
Do You Want to Build a Snowman? from Frozen...
Peter.
We're definitely naming our kid Cher
A scene of absolute chaos here.
You wanna survive?
he's never had anyone sacrifice anything for him...
Wonderful kid.
environmentally friendly.
- Trainee. - Thank you, Bedlam.
So he keeps killing...
Told you this little fucker's too far gone.
We should leave before Fuckernaut wakes up.
It's my daughter's teddy bear.
Don't be mean.
I'm here, I made it.
Not when convenient or easy.
by my hand.
You let me down for the last time, Wade.
- Yeah, it is. - Really isn't.
There we go
Oh, yeah. Full Winnie the Pooh.
Shot after shot,
Get away from me, kid!
Jesus Christ.
and make it rain!
And hi, Yukio! That was really nice of you to say hi...
My IUD.
and stashed it in the old prison wallet,
don't I? A good day.
Well, I guess we found something
Oh, my God! I can't feel my legs.
That's disturbing.
No one is born perfect.
Now, go.
I've ever heard.
I am not Spirit Riding Free material at all.
trump voters vs biden voters
But we're not paying medical or dental.
Bye, Wade!
We were gonna be a family.
"Please, stop cheating on me."
I don't have a sock puppet on me...
Let's talk. It doesn't have to go this way!