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Knowing you.
Love you!
Hold your testicles there, buddy, okay?
outside the Essex House for Mutant Rehabilitation...
you're not better at.
Nothing can stop the Juggernaut. We need backup.
You guys stay there.
And you can create it at any moment in time.
- It is Glen, isn't it? - Daniel.
Have we met? I can't place your mustache.
Other hero's hiding their identity Vs Deadpool
Huggies Natural Care wet wipes.
maybe clear out that excess moisture.
Hey. Look at me.
Oh, Pool, picture me, a 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst.
Wade, Yukio.
You think we didn’t go ski because of a light breeze?!
you broke my heart, Wade.
There's one bullet left in that gun.
Walk away! Just walk away!
On your fucking knees!
- What? - You heard me.
Hi, Wade!
Until one day, he kills the wrong fucking people.
How 'bout that putz with the giant pigeon wings?
Jesus Christ.
Damn, it feels good to be a startup!
True heroism in action.
Yeah!
There you go, little fella.
Don't you want your surprise?
to a supermax, 80 miles away.
And promise me. Promise me one thing.
Ooh, too late. I'm sorry?
No, I want you to join.
Wade.
Yo también quiero vivir ese sueño don pool
It belongs here where it can grow.
Wait, wait, wait! Please, just give me a second!
I guess my heart was finally in the right place.
I'm talking about your face.
designed by Fox executives...
This is crazy. This is crazy. This is crazy. This is crazy.
I love you, Wade Wilson.
From now on, we'll be known as...
- Open yours. - All right, all right.
and fashion his bones into holiday jewelry.
I really hope I don't know what you're saying.
He's gonna go straight to jail
I'm gonna rip you in half now.
I want to belong to something, like you, Pool, sir.
There's a time for us. It's just not now.
No! Tripping motherfucking billies!
You always make it hard
I'm sorry you had to see that,
Four or five moments!
where I could pull the string and get out.
I can't feel...
This is the family
men are destined to become their father...
Kevin with a "K"!
I like to think that I've rubbed off around you, too.
Why are you protecting the kid?
Dang boy
A panic room? Really?
Which literally translates to...
they keep a monster in the basement.
Isn't that a little derivative?
But then we discovered his mom is named Martha, too.
Orphans.
Did he taste the rainbow?
Only best buddies execute pedophiles together.
Be at the X-Jet in five.
Open, open, open.
Talk!
What am I supposed to do around here, anyway?
Wade, what are you doing?
Do you know what would happen to me if I helped you?
- Wade, what did you do? - Colossus, no!
Can't maintain an erection
Bye Wade, Bye Yukio
"There's a first time for everything, son."
- Hi, Yukio. - Hi, Wade!
and let's kill this motherfucker!
there are people...
We beat them overseas,
but a sense of power within yourself...
And a sexual predator, too. That's rich.
No superpowers at all?
Use my arms as backpack straps.
Trainee!
Bad news is the whole team is dead.
- Wander the Earth... - I'm in.
You've been sitting here for three days, okay?
I need to take you back
"Pretty Sure It Doesn't Work That Way, But We Can Try."
Now, my family's safe. And I didn't do it for you.
I'll burn you! You stay back!
You're ruining everything!
He may be running late.
X-Force.
Yup.
That babysitter of yours is high as fuck right now...
You were right, Wade. You are not X-Men material.
That was our cell.
and young enough so they can carry
I just saw the ad.
We're the X-Men!
Huh?
Think everyone did.
to draw off of for Todd.
Big CGI fight coming up!
The good news is,
"Pretty Sure It Doesn't Work That Way, But We Can Try."
so I'm just gonna change your diaper real quick...
What in the fuck knuckles is this???
in Mother Russia.
What the hell are you...?
Hey! Hey! Hey!
I don't know what this is.
I’m sorry? Apology accepted
Fuck. Fuck you.
No!
You’re just straight shirt cocking it?
A bomb?
There's one out there for you.
Your crazy matches my crazy.
after a lengthy standoff
I wanna take them back!
Say what you said every time you tortured me!
What, you shoot luck lasers out of your eyes?
I was a soldier. Special Forces.
Reactive Task Force
That's unfortunate.
I'll give you 30 seconds.
Go on. Go, get out of here.
and who'da thought?