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I've got tumors to grow. Vanessa awaits.
Just leave me alone, kid.
and threatened him with great violence?
I'm okay.
Gotcha!
Yeesh.
Yeah. Fuck!
I'll be first to admit...
I wanted to be a superhero.
You could not scrub it enough.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
and you winning the Ice Box award for softest mouth.
Okay. Will you give Domino my email?
Fuck Wolverine.
A mood that is
You shut your goddamn trash mouth!
I'm not in your head.
I don't know. How long does it take
some sort of an incident...
I'm not ready to be touched again
Russ, where are ya?
Oh, geez.
Yeah!
We need the code.
I guess Jack never dies
Ich schmelze dich ein und mach nen Cockring aus dir
My name is Deadpool, and I'm an X-Man.
You Are An Abomination!
First day. I'm so nervous!
I'll start from the beginning.
- I'm sorry. - Uh-huh.
30 seconds.
Please, they hurt. I have growing pains.
I don't know what this is
When I saw my mom in bed with another man
we made a pretty good team.
You're not a fucking hero.
And you, Cable.
Peter.
I care about you,
Oh!
There are people in this fucking world...
- Give us the line again. - I need your help!
You hear yourself, right?
Then, I'm gonna take his skin...
Obviously, everyone hated the ceviche.
Now. I can do now.
Entering repair mode.
You think we don't build cranes Because of a light breeze
Together.
What happened?
It's why I'm cursed to be a solo act.
Calm down, squirt. It's over. We got ya.
Yeah.
My heart is in the right place.
Let her go, it's okay.
Some kind of soldier?
In the sky.
Because he's built a team. He's unstoppable.
♫ Can you hear me? ♫
Whoo! X-Force!
First off...
He even runs like a fucking pervert.
- Did he just call himself God? - I think he did.
It isn't too late. Don't do it.
this did not go according to plan.
Man, that sucks they didn't have anything in your size.
But you must learn never to use them...
Your
It's like he's a Muppet from the waist down.
Please. Please.
your brother tries to read your mind?
Baldilocks? Jared Kushner?
There you go, Dopinder.
The day of reckoning is here!
10 year old nibba gets hands on with Kali Linux Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
Dubstep's for pussies.
I've been waiting for someone to come and save me.
Sick piece of shit.
He Even Runs Like A F**king Pervert
Hurry up and open this fucking door,
Where is he? I can't see him.
Like 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst, motherfucker!
Couldn't kill me.
about the high winds?
Zip it. We're not friends.
Dopinder!
Enough!
Including the one inside your brain...
and she looked up at his smooth,
- will kill you all. - Fair enough.
I can't believe he's still alive.
But one day, your old pal Wade's gonna ask you...
I should have finished college.
Or a little girl! Definitely one or the other!
Leonard, hit it!
That's just lazy writing.
After that, he gets a real taste for it.
It's pretty fucking awesome over here.
Told you.
You trusted me. I took that trust...
Survivor POV: When Victor misses his jump
It is heaven.
I'm going to burn that headmaster alive.
X-Men! Men!
Love the shiny suit.
You are a criminal, a fugitive.
Back in your cells, you filthy mutants! Get in there!
So if you go after them, Cable, I warn you...
Can we focus for a moment, ladies?
Ugh. So gross.
I should've worn my white pants, reading reviews from collins fridge is orgasmic.
So we can go after him without me.
We're not partners or friends.
You don't look like much to me.
- We must get the collar off. - Forget it. It's no use.
splash of diabetes...
They're moving us tomorrow.
and then I'm gonna come back with my friend, Cable.
Hey, Ness!
Maybe the wind can't blow what it can't see.
Well, I'm not even gonna attempt that.
And every good family film starts with a vicious murder.
- Jesus. - R-Dog?
I wish you'd said "pants".
Bye, Yukio!
I never should've left you there.
That was absolutely thrilling.
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Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta
Wade! What was first rule?
toddler-style.
Time to make the chimichangas.
Let's do that.
Matthew McConaughey, your words are a treasure.
Listen to me! Go!
I'm not even a virgin. Second and more...
Ooh, that's a great name. Where does it burn?
Guy Pearce performance.
We have mission.
Ness, can you let me in?
Well... That was effervescent
I really have to go. It's my anniversary.
Hey! It's me! Don't scratch!
and launching it into space...
You're welcome, Canada.
Please don't cry.
Baby, I'm so sorry.