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- I paid for those tickets. - No, you didn't.
You wouldn't believe what people put in here.
You know, like write a play.
Your sister's asleep on the couch?
Because tomorrow he's redoing yesterday's pages.
And Merry Christmas.
Last year I spread a little joy, but not enough.
Oh, God. Stop with the plan.
...that stupid subway girl.
You're right, you're right. I'll get back to work.
Absolutely. Is Friday okay?
Oh, no, no, no. Keep reading. The good part's coming up. Keep going.
I'm poor. I gotta take the bus.
...and airhead here forgets the camera.
When did that happen to you?
I am not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical.
You know, that same thing happened to me one time.
- Really? You'd do that for me? Thanks. - Yeah.
Uh, okay. Is there anything else?
Fine.
You're right. All right. I'm just gonna go on the date.
Well, you should be. This is all your fault.
You meddled in our relationship.
And they were very, you know...
See? Uh, bottom shelf, meats and dairy.