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But I beg to differ.
Listen, Leo, I came here to talk.
Listen, chill out.
(splash)
- Here's a nice one. Oh- - (whimpering)
Sparta.
# Did you think I'd lay down and die? #
spongebob I'm ready to suckle a teat no patrick, what the hell is a teat
Ready to fight for you, my king!
I want my record expunged.
(beeping)
Oh-
I'm really 42.
XERXES: This is your final chance.
I thought the kick...
#To the beat like a pro, know you love dat #
Ah-
See? Was that that difficult?
NARRATOR: Xerxes didn't take rejection well.
I'm not as stupid as I look!
- Last one in is a rotten egg! - Cannonball!
- (yelling) - to Malibu...
Doc Halite entertains a guest (826 A.S. colorized)
- What is it? - (councilmen laughing)
- You! - Me?
Hi-yah!
'cause... the do is thing you do.
Wearing nothing but leather underwear and a cape...
Oh, hey, Nicole.
# I've got all my love to give #
Oh- (sputters)
Ohh!
Now you're going back to jail.
"Fight With Your Head:"
# It's all how you bounce back #
- Hit the button! - Come on!
(grunts, yells)
Gentlemen, may I present...
Today's the day they die- that's what I meant to say.
Why you wanna do me like that?
(penguin grunts)
Haawoo!
Um-
- (rock music playing) - (men cheering)
Beat my record.
(lively Latin disco music playing)
- (grunts) - (other women gasp)
Septembrie 11, 1978
Marco!
We close our eyes and someone sneezes...
(clucking like a chicken)
when babies were born...
My king.
##
the elders would inspect them for defects.
ALL: Damn!
I implore you.
(crazed laughing)
Nothing. Just some guys with swords.
(grunts)
the Spartans replenished their electrolytes.
Look...
- (grunting) - (men gasping)
(yells)
- (loud crack) - (groaning) Eee! Ooh!
When you throw piss at a person's face. Then why are you getting mad at him?
R U feeling comfy? Doesn't matter! THIS IS TORTURE!
This is serious business!
BOY: No!
(blade ringing)
# God damn is the words that come out they mouth... #
(Spartans cheering)
- MEN: Ooh- - (scoffs)
(echoing thud)
# If you want to show me, get below me #
where danger lurked around every corner.
putz are no match...
# Go and get yourself a whistle, shake your tambourine #
Done.
(ROUSING ORCHESTRA FANFARE MUSIC CONTINUES)
Mimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimi Mimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimi
But we now have 100,000 soldiers!
(barking)
Borat?
# I will survive #
Oh, isn't that sweet.
(boy yelling)
SPARTANS: Haawoo! Haawoo!
#Just feeling sorry for myself #
... the perfect Spartan.
Spartan Say My King Ultra V Main Protagonist War Of The Monsters Ps2 Rich King Of The Video Games Taking Game Studio Technology 神兽金刚 神獸金剛 기가트라이브 ริวจิไฟว์
That's what he calls them!
(echoing): Polo!
(British accent): because I can't understand you...
This is torture!
She has a great personality.
(echoing): Oh...
everything!
- Hang on. - Intelligent. Yeah.
Mr. Warmongering Latent Homosexual.
K-Fed ain't havin' it, yo.
Am I right? See what I'm talking about?
he sent his most vicious warriors to fight.
(groaning)
But I do bend over.
(Leonidas yelling)
(quiet groan)
Damien, You've got a huge package on the porch
(cheers, shouts, whooping)
# I have come so very far to make this here my home #
# Make me a home on my own #
Ah- (laughs)
(sighs)
(exhales)
Nice tomatoes.
(distorted): Aah!
A Spartan always protects another man's rear.
##
Today we salute you...
(music continues)
I'm assembling an army of 300 to go to war with Persia.
Hell, if you died, I'd play the field.
Leave Britney Alone!
(whispers): I dig big black dudes.
But a better friend... there is none.
Okay, Portia, Portia, women, women, women.
(laughs): Oh-