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# I will survive #
You greet like women.
Can't sleep.
spartans! Let's go
to you, Dane Cook!
Cut it out! This isn't funny!
(water sloshing)
You think I should? No!
Good-bye, virginity.
Slow your roll, Captain.
Remember, Son: A warrior...
And if I come back on it, I want you to move on.
every man you see.
Ow!
So this Butt's for you, King Leonidas...
- (loud crunch) - (yelling stops)
- (soft crunching) - That's it.
#Thinking of words, baby #
Bounce some D's on that bitch!
There you go, you're getting the hang of it.
because I can't read.
#And now it's all good #
Yo, Sonio.
# So cool #
What do you think, my king?
# But then I spent so many nights #
Ghost Rider!
# In the Barbie world #
(blades scraping)
(horn playing quiet mock gibberish)
Shit! I'm stuck!
# You gonna breathe now #
That's not your son.
(crackling)
# I'm a Barbie girl #
Exhausted from thejourney...
Enough of this gratuitous video game violence!
NARRATOR: Queen Margo unleashed a venomous rage...
- (meows, farts) - Gross.
What?
Steady, Spartans!
And they're real, too.
# If I had known for just one second #
Really?
We are facing certain death.
Septembrie 9, 1978
# Kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart #
...and surrender Sparta.
I- I mean they die.
#Ask for her #
Bow down to me or you will die.
endured starvation.
Yummy.
(playing melody)
##
Dot- Dingalidas, Dingalidas...
#You'd be back to bother me #
Fo' shizel my nizzel.
A Transformer cube!
Where do you think you're going?
The gods blessed me with a spare.
This Is Jeffrey Dahmer
You look great. You know, the cape is great.
# Gah-gah, gah-gah-gah-gah. #
Let's show 'em why we're national champs...
how I arrive here
(laughs): Okay.
Come back with your shield...
(laughs)
Please? I'll let you under my skirt.
# If you want to show me, get below me #
Kool-Aid comes out!
# So cool, the bomb, so fresh #
NARRATOR: The ancient prophets were advisers to the king.
- Take the deal! - It's simple.
(others hooting)
(yelling)
- (derisive moans) - Oh, come on.
(cord creaking)
(stapler clatters)
Oh, God, geez, yeah. (groans)
(groaning)
We get frisky.
(ROUSING ORCHESTRA FANFARE PLAYING)
(growls)
# I've got all my love to give #
the baby was rejected.
Leave Clarry alone!
Where am I?
- (cheers, whistles) - (triumphant grunt)
'Cause I'm ready to suckle a teat.
- (towel snaps) - (grunts)
# E-V-E come through in the Mazarat' #
Oh, yeah, you're done eating for the day.
##
- (dog growls) - Good boy.
(melody continues)
Come, messenger, let us walk.
He's got a huge package.
I'll suck your dick!
We'll use the narrow passageway of the Hot Gates...
Why is he not fighting?
No! War is the answer!
(singing slows, distorting)
# 'Cause you're not welcome anymore #
Septembrie 19, 1978
I bow for no man!
It's okay: I have crabs.
(laughing)
Now you can get out of jail.
XERXES: Betray your beloved Spartans-
Man, come on.
Yo!
SPARTANS (chanting): We are the Spartans.
Let us talk by the giant pit of death.
(music changes back to hard rock)
# You gonna breathe now #
Come on, man, can we talk about this?
I'll tell you, kid, you got balls.
No!
Where you going, pussy?
Well, that's fine by me, Xerxes...
Traditional rites of passage.
(squishing)
You must convince the council...
We don't need Sparta. (chuckles)