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is Drumstick or Cranberry.
Not to eat, just to talk.
Oh, Jesus. Fuck you.
- You're gonna be fine. - Yeah.
- Not at all. I'm... - Egan to please.
Because I can get you to a shelter.
I should tell you that there's not enough white meat to go around.
- Oh, very nice, Joni. - Yeah, isn't it?
- We just got a text from Ben. - Okay.
It's all approached internally from behind the eyelid.
- Dan. - Hey, why have I been greened?
- Yes, sir. I'm sorry, sir. - Yeah.
No problem. Fastest gun in DC.
So I'm sure that you know why I'm calling, Congressman.
Well, one of us did,
See, there's that Doyle dazzle and I'm a big fan of it.
Looks delicious. Hey, can I see your badge?
I hope you die a horrible death
I'm sorry?
I think they're trying to fly away.
We need a real piece of cannon fodder here,
So raise your right hand and repeat the oath.
but he's a decent guy
God, he is such, like, a little man, isn't he?
You know what, actually? I'm gonna have to call you back, Congressman.
It's just a screwup with the security office.
Ooh-rah!
I'll escort him in. He's harmless.
- Hi, guys. - Doesn't she look amazing?
No one should see you while your face is... marinating.
She’s got my vote, bless her heart
Also one cream, splash of half-and-half, one sugar, one Splenda.
Вы ставіцеся да Канстытуцыі, як да меню "ствары ўласную піцу".
That you are fucking crazy.
New Hampshire could give us the presidency.
Congratulations, sir. May I be the first to join your campaign?
I'll tell you why not, you shit sack Casanova.
- and I don't shit where I eat. - Well, me neither,
- So Ben told me that apparently... - We're being deployed.
Oh, yeah. Sure, yeah.
- Hello? - Happy Thanksgiving.
- That's so funny. - Seriously, I know he says he loves you,