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- I just want to see if I have that balm. - Oh, goodie.
If I have learned one thing about crisis management,
Ma'am.
choking on a red, glistening dog dick.
And, ladies and gentlemen of the press,
And we had to throw the turkey in the trash.
- Maryland, ma'am. - Oh, that's where I'm from.
Jesus, for the final time, it was not Vegas!
Oh, my God, that's great.
- You know what it could be? - What?
- Ooh, bruising? - Yes, Gary, bruising.
We just lost the oldest member of the House
- He's got a lot of ideas. - Yeah? Good.
- Good night, Brookheimers. - Bye, Dan.
- Well, I'm ready if you are. - For what?
Hey, I've got something for you guys, something big.
and then fuck off so Ezra can slide right in.
I love it. Domestic abuse jokes. They just tickle me.
The pilgrims, they ate deer
That's one less vote for O'Brien and possibly one vote for us
- Of course. - Some truths are eternal, but no turkey.
She hasn't been sedated. She's not incapacitated.
Jeff: I spoke to the governor.
Why wasn't I informed? You know there's a system in place for this eventuality?
- Nope, it's got to be Washington. - Right.
- Um, yes, I did. - Yes, she did.
- And we're clear. - I love the Hanukkah bit.
- Jeff. Jeff. - Hey, leave it.
Please don't keep touching me every day.
Why don't you tell me about Vegas? Did you two girls have fun?
We just got word.
You're merely acting as a placeholder for Ezra.
Where are the tongs?
She's up to date with the situation, which we think is under control.
I mean sell my sweet white ass on a street corner jonesing.
Of course, up against the Widow Sherman,
in Virginia after the ceremony.
the president that never was.
So this was renovated in 1951 by...
I left her at home with her folks and my folks plus her kids.
You know, that can be the difference between a three- and a four-star hotel.
Just... shit.