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I don't know why he keeps calling me.
Ben: Mr. Vice President.
- Madam President. - Dr. Abernathy.
the vice president is certainly the...
Her mouth is swollen from dental surgery.
Oh, you want both, do you?
Like an alcoholic father who just stepped on a Lego
Someone's got a case of the blue badge blue balls.
- Okay, good. All right. - Say, did Ben do this to you?
- Right. - After, you know. Wish me luck, though.
He's still the kingmaker in New Hampshire.
New Hampshire is gonna hold a special election
Listen, baby, I have some giblets simmering
Jonah's Uncle Jeff is flying down.
Fuck me.
I hope you die a horrible death
POTUS is still getting permanently Photoshopped.
Besides, for anyone to beat the widow, they're gonna have to fight dirty
- I don't know. - He doesn't know. Why would he know?
What?
- Will you tell our friend over here... - Take it easy.
That haircut's not doing him any favors.
Selina: Okay, so tell Congressman Price
- so you can take that off, okay? - Oh, fantastic.
Richard, would you like to come to Thanksgiving dinner?
Splash of half-and-half.
- Jesus Horatio Christ. - Andrew.
and have it fly up tubby's dick.
Well, can't you make those phone calls from anywhere?
You looking forward to Thanksgiving, Marjorie?
Any chance we can switch those?
especially turkey.
You know it was a fucking panic attack.
The Jonah Ryan story, chapter five.
- Well, apologies about that. - Okay.
- Did you know that? - Fascinating.
- Prostitutes. - Mm-hmm.
Well, to be honest, the holidays are a little tough on our family.
But Ezra's currently serving in Afghanistan.
for the seat before Christmas.
It's like a wererabbit.
We need you to make a statement about the salmonella outbreak.
Why are there two place settings? You know Charlie's not coming, right?
- Yes. - Come on in.
I have recurring nightmares
We need you to make another statement.