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Say what, now?
Can I talk to you down here just a minute?
- Fuck! - What?
Listen, I will go out there with my golden boy smile,
including New Hampshire Congressman Harry Sherman.
That's gotta be very impressive.
I'm fucking with you. Come on, let's go.
Not this time. Big Mike has a surprise.
I'm fine, thank you. I'm just a little nervous, I have to confess.
I mean, he doesn't have any academic qualifications to speak of.
Yeah.
You just stay hidden, okay? Doctor's orders, right?
- See? They're both clients. - Well, what does it mean?
After kids, probably still be a seven.
Bordello Bill is giving me advice.
- Whip it good. What is that? - Devo.
- I've got it. - Easy.
I do. That was just for in case you wanted someone to sit with you.
Oh, my God. Would you look at this?
Is that a tear in his eye
- Sorry.
Jesus, Mike. I'm gonna put a baby in you
Come on.
I mean, have you no shame? Wait a minute, sweetie, I just figured it out.
And I'll be honest with you. I don't think you're being honest about being honest.
with your balls stapled to a piano.
you got to have one of these blue bad boys.
He said your trip is playing really well.
- from Cornell University. - No, you don't.
- It's Thanksgiving. - Please don't make me.
Oh, sir, you're here now. Good.
but if you don't press charges, he's gonna kill you someday.
- You're here. - I'm here to assist the president.
Or be quiet.
- Who is this man? - Richard Splett.
- What do you think? - Oh, yeah. You did great, ma'am.
in a hospital near his home in his beloved state of New Hampshire.
hey, I'll be right back.
House is like Caligula's room.
Right now, though, I'd like to bring up Dr. Robert Weinberg
What the fuck? You're not answering your phone?
Mom, so this is the famous White House mess.
Listen to me, all right? I'm not asking you, I am telling you.
Ooh, uh-oh. I know that number.
You seeing this?
I want to be considered for Secretary of State.
Reporter: Mike, why won't she give a statement?
Ow! Oh, my God, that hurts so much.
- Should I make a statement? - No, that's not a good idea.