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And that's why you always leave a note.
"Yo quiero leche. Yo quiero leche de madre."
At 8:30, unless you want to sit at the bar.
But the most important thing is that we never let Dad...
- Stop it! - Clearly you know what you're doing.
We have an ankle monitor deactivator.
But FAO al-Jibaaly Muhammed a-Abat...
Stop screaming. It's not scary.
What is more pathetic than grown men being scared of their father?
I have to warn you, though, they didn't sound too happy.
- It's not stupid. You're stupid. - Nice pout, Dad.
- What kind of lesson? - J. Walter Weatherman lesson.
So now I have to tell Tobias we're getting divorced, break the news to Maeby...
you might want to sleep with one eye open.
- on the phone. - Whether or not those promises were made explicit.
Hello? George Michael?
You're cannibalizing our business.
- We need the number of the one-armed man. - I'm not giving you that.
Get away. I'll shoot. I will, I will. I'll take you all out.
Anyway, as it turns out...
Look, I know that I don't know about this housing stuff...
And the strippers and the sign. Every part of it, really.
- Well, as of next Monday. - Well, we'll fudge that.
He's gonna fake your kidnapping and helicopter ride to Colombia.
out of pocket on the new sign... and I need some bananas and some chocolate...