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One time in college, I smoked a clove cigarette.
and let's make our way to the subway.
let me finish.
I won't.
let me set you up with someone.
I can see the veins behind my eyes.
That's unfortunate.
Looks more like the prototype
Lemon, I know you don't trust me,
So you're gonna just try to sell discomfort?
If there's anything that needs fixing in my life,
Yes, a joke.
You look like a substitute teacher
'cause I watched some boxercise videos
but they wanted to call me shorts accident.
Paul didn't come.
but you need to learn that some women
Like girls don't know what jobs are.
I'm Rod. I'm the boss.
No, I need your advice.
This is an outrage.
Has anyone ever known a good person named Kevin?
I'm good, thanks.
How could this happen?
was a former black panther.
in her corner...
Where we'll lie on top of each other
I don't know.
I wouldn't know. I'm not a math guy, really.
which costs...
into what Israeli military interrogators call
Halloween? A girl can wear this anywhere.
all sweaty with your tool belt
and I keep getting my neighborallure magazine.
I just had to find a buyer who has too much money
And then, when we're done hitting and we're tired,
My heyday was the '90s.
This is not a choice.
Damn.
Oh, you are being so trans-vaginal right now.
That's not what America's all about.
What are they going to do with them?
This is Cat. This is Kevin's daughter.
you know what the craziest was?
Let's take a look.
but I can negotiate up from puked in thermos.
on a Halloween party bus.